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[NathanBedfordForrest]

i cant believe you're all those different people tho thats crazy too if true

also please dont hurt anyone or yourself

dude I'm just messing. Relax

 

[concise]

I've been meaning to ask you this for weeks, where the fukk is your avatar from???

I think the answer is in the sig. Do people not look at sigs anymore?

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

i cant believe you're all those different people tho thats crazy too if true

also please dont hurt anyone or yourself

 

[ugksam]

dude I'm just messing. Relax

dude dont just joke like that,i freaked the fukk out and traced your ip and i already emailed the homeland security tip site. im kinda high and paranoid and you scared the shyt outta me man. sorry, didnt know you were joking.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

dude dont just joke like that,i freaked the fukk out and traced your ip and i already emailed the homeland security tip site. im kinda high and paranoid and you scared the shyt outta me man. sorry, didnt know you were joking.

 

[Jesus]

 

[↓R↑LYB]

On the real, I kinda hope dude kills himself

 

[ugksam]

my bad dude

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

This is interesting, but have you ever thought of performing oral to a camel? I tried it once and it was mos def worth it. It;s lump was hard af by the time i was through licking its juices (or milk in this case ) I'm sure they would find your tongue just as pleasurable, as they are not hard to please. They're camels bro, camels, which reminds me, whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd . Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes. This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.


There can be only one.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

 

[Illuminatos]

nikka in here writing paragraphs and shyt.

 

[Inevitable Kobe Turnover]

 

[AkaDemiK]

you were Esau=Evil ?

somehow, it doesn't seem too farfetched

I've been meaning to ask you this for weeks, where the fukk is your avatar from???

this...that shyt always catches my eye in threads

 

[Inevitable Kobe Turnover]

this was just supposed to be a troll thread and it backfired

 

[George Gooney]

this was just supposed to be a troll thread and it backfired

You weren't really esau=evil right breh???