Bruh please tell me this snake is fake
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MooseMouthMthafuga
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Don't want none unless you got buns, hun
I ain't afraid of snakes like that butat the size of this.
Sometimes I think about that and I make up the most horrifying creatures I can think of that would survive the pressures so deep in the ocean. Give yourself nightmares, brehs.
It very well may be a Godzilla type monster down there.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
I was at my grandmas in Zambia in December and she got a big farm. I'd been chilling there all week walking around the garden day and night then like a day or two before I leave my cousin told me that it was snake season out thereI didn't see one luckily but I was nervous as fukk whenever I went back out after that.
The Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis), is an elapid snake and is one of Africa's most dangerous and feared snakes. It has a wide range of known locations throughout Africa. The black mamba is native to Somalia, Ethiopia, Kenya, Botswana, Uganda, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Angola, Namibia, Malawi, Mozambique, South Africa and the Congo. They inhabit a wide variety of areas that include open savannahs, open woodlands, and rocky outcrops. It is also known for being very aggressive when disturbed or confronted and will not hesitate to strike with deadly precision.
The black mamba is the largest venomous snake in Africa and the second longest venomous snake in the world. Adult black mambas have an average length of 2.5 meters (8.2 ft) and a maximum length of 4.5 meters (~14 ft). Like all other reptiles, the black mamba relies on external heat to regulate the temperature of its body. Of the venomous snakes of the world, only the King Cobra is longer.
The Black Mamba is also the fastest land snake in the world, able to reach speeds in excess of 12 miles per hour (20kph). However it uses this speed to escape danger, rather than catch prey.
The name "black mamba" is somewhat confusing because it contradicts the snake's actual color. Its body is not black at all; the name is given to it because of its inky black mouth. Normally, mambas have a dark olive, olive green, grey brown, or metal color. Some of them have a light band around their body. As mambas get older, their skin begins to darken.
When I went to Florida in December, we saw this thin brown snake sliver by our feet and that had us shook for a good while. We're from the UK so we're not used to that. The lizards and frogs are cool, but snakes though
That's why I'm glad Jamaica doesn't have snakes because most of my family is from the country.
Allergic2Latex
I Got Juice
Imagine how many snakeskin shoes and jackets could be made from such a giant
Capo Dei Capi
Fukk a studio thug, I'm a skinny jeans bigot
The Black Mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis), is an elapid snake and is one of Africa's most dangerous and feared snakes. It has a wide range of known locations throughout Africa. The black mamba is native to Somalia, Ethiopia, Kenya, Botswana, Uganda, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Angola, Namibia, Malawi, Mozambique, South Africa and the Congo. They inhabit a wide variety of areas that include open savannahs, open woodlands, and rocky outcrops. It is also known for being very aggressive when disturbed or confronted and will not hesitate to strike with deadly precision.
The black mamba is the largest venomous snake in Africa and the second longest venomous snake in the world. Adult black mambas have an average length of 2.5 meters (8.2 ft) and a maximum length of 4.5 meters (~14 ft). Like all other reptiles, the black mamba relies on external heat to regulate the temperature of its body. Of the venomous snakes of the world, only the King Cobra is longer.
The Black Mamba is also the fastest land snake in the world, able to reach speeds in excess of 12 miles per hour (20kph). However it uses this speed to escape danger, rather than catch prey.
The name "black mamba" is somewhat confusing because it contradicts the snake's actual color. Its body is not black at all; the name is given to it because of its inky black mouth. Normally, mambas have a dark olive, olive green, grey brown, or metal color. Some of them have a light band around their body. As mambas get older, their skin begins to darken.
When I went to Florida in December, we saw this thin brown snake sliver by our feet and that had us shook for a good while. We're from the UK so we're not used to that. The lizards and frogs are cool, but snakes though
That's why I'm glad Jamaica doesn't have snakes because most of my family is from the country.
Were you alone or with someone who knew what it was? I felt ok with my cuz since he had a history with them and knew how to kill them, alone though I was terrified. 
I'm going a different time of year next time, I don't wanna be around them again. I grew up in the UK too and know what you mean I never seen a snake or lizard in my life before. I had to try and man up though cuz the last few days we were walking around at night and I felt scared but then I'd see young kids playing in the streets barefoot
and think damn "stop being such a p*ssy". I got a pic of this lizard that kept running in my grandmas, I dunno what the hell it is but it looked cool.
the doritos alone would take out the 9 canadian goons.
DaRealness
I think very deeply
I grew up in the UK too and know what you mean I never seen a snake or lizard in my life before. I had to try and man up though cuz the last few days we were walking around at night and I felt scared but then I'd see young kids playing in the streets barefoot
I got a pic of this lizard that kept running in my grandmas, I dunno what the hell it is but it looked cool.
I went with a few old work colleagues and it just quickly slithered by our feet. This was on the last day thankfully.
I know there are alligators all over that state, but I will take them over snakes any day.