Bruiser Wolf…. Why y’all didn’t tell me about this dude?

[The Jewnited States]

Bruiser one of the wittiest and funniest rappers out

Whole song is a quotable

"Had to go OT for a day
When I touchdown I brought it back like a flag on a play
Them fact strips blue like Democrats
My life is different, the price is different
No competition, your Mrs. might go missin'
This that re-up, I'm about to kick my feet up
Bricks on the table, pull a seat up
White girl like you never seen her, I'ma call her Christina
She a diva, I got her off the boat at the marina
Tiptoe on it like a ballerina, whip it with Aquafina
The profit should be a Benz or a Bimmer
I play with bands like a singer, but this ain't Ike and Tina
I got stripes like a zebra wearin' Adidas
Keep a scale like I'm a Libra
Fifth on my hip ring like a beeper
White girl, snow bunny, Easter
Her head bomb, Hiroshima
But if you play you gon' be D.O.A
I get cake like it's my D.O.B
More patience than D.O.C
Dog food make D.O.D
I'm all about my D.O.E, you a flea, I'm a D.O.G
Circle small, D.O.T
Sold more pills than D.R.E. in the D.E.T
Been through the pain, it's time to rejoice
A real b-boy, you just a decoy
Coke bubble like a keloid, or pee in a toilet
Plug had more than what I asked for, and we still bought it
I'm on tour, they askin' me if I'm single
I'm flirtin with a whore wearing Dior, this a Christian mingle
Uh, I got fired on a friday
But like Craig I picked up a brick the same day
It's not the paper, it's about the cream
You say "bye Felicia", I say hi to fiends
This the truth, on God, Jesus
I don't play with nikkas, Babe Ruth.
I'm a real nikka
Airquotes, I was told to sell dope like y'all was told to vote
Bar after bar, I'm a barbarian
Rock a top hat like a snowman
Got your bytch grindin like a slowjam
I whip the work with both hands
Run the streets until I get toejam
Fulfilling orders, my daughters ask me "what was that?"
I told em "sugar water"
I can't ignore the grind
I started with the O like a number line
Facts made them mad at me
No cap like baseball salaries
You know what's worse?
The nikka paperwork look like DMX, What These bytches Want, second verse".

This mfer said "I don't play with nikkaz, Babe Ruth"

This mfer said "that nikka paper work look like DMXs 'WHAT THESE bytchES WANT' second verse".

 

[TheDarceKnight]

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

I like his verses on the TV62 project. Don't think I could listen to an entire piece of work by him though lol​

 

[choc_cardigan]

Don't ask who keeps me company just know I'm with the shyts

 

[MurderToCassette]

I slept on dude for a min but he’s dope and hilarious.

 

[Zero]

fukkin the sheets up like a klansman

I'm the biggest city in your mindstate

 

[Mr. Negative]

He aint as popular as other rappers on the Coli but we been talkin about him. @LevelUp and @KingsOfKings got a few threads about him too

Albums - Bruiser Wolf - Potluck

www.thecoli.com

They don't be listening.

But yeah, @head shots101 once you get used to his style, he one of the best punchline rappers ever. If you haven't, check out his Dope Game Stupid album. It was one of the best (if not the best) releases that year.

I'm not gonna lie. I thought he was wack at first. All of the sudden I was like "wait! This nikka bars fire! "

 

[Zero]

Him and Raphy don't miss

 

[Motife43]

And like Ginobili her man knew, her friend too
Hoes give me head like shampoo
Cause I’m doin well like Shamu

Like i said in other threads, he's witty and creative and fun to listen to. It's just the flow gets old after a while

 

[head shots101]

Bruiser one of the wittiest and funniest rappers out

Whole song is a quotable

"Had to go OT for a day
When I touchdown I brought it back like a flag on a play
Them fact strips blue like Democrats
My life is different, the price is different
No competition, your Mrs. might go missin'
This that re-up, I'm about to kick my feet up
Bricks on the table, pull a seat up
White girl like you never seen her, I'ma call her Christina
She a diva, I got her off the boat at the marina
Tiptoe on it like a ballerina, whip it with Aquafina
The profit should be a Benz or a Bimmer
I play with bands like a singer, but this ain't Ike and Tina
I got stripes like a zebra wearin' Adidas
Keep a scale like I'm a Libra
Fifth on my hip ring like a beeper
White girl, snow bunny, Easter
Her head bomb, Hiroshima
But if you play you gon' be D.O.A
I get cake like it's my D.O.B
More patience than D.O.C
Dog food make D.O.D
I'm all about my D.O.E, you a flea, I'm a D.O.G
Circle small, D.O.T
Sold more pills than D.R.E. in the D.E.T
Been through the pain, it's time to rejoice
A real b-boy, you just a decoy
Coke bubble like a keloid, or pee in a toilet
Plug had more than what I asked for, and we still bought it
I'm on tour, they askin' me if I'm single
I'm flirtin with a whore wearing Dior, this a Christian mingle
Uh, I got fired on a friday
But like Craig I picked up a brick the same day
It's not the paper, it's about the cream
You say "bye Felicia", I say hi to fiends
This the truth, on God, Jesus
I don't play with nikkas, Babe Ruth.
I'm a real nikka
Airquotes, I was told to sell dope like y'all was told to vote
Bar after bar, I'm a barbarian
Rock a top hat like a snowman
Got your bytch grindin like a slowjam
I whip the work with both hands
Run the streets until I get toejam
Fulfilling orders, my daughters ask me "what was that?"
I told em "sugar water"
I can't ignore the grind
I started with the O like a number line
Facts made them mad at me
No cap like baseball salaries
You know what's worse?
The nikka paperwork look like DMX, What These bytches Want, second verse".

This mfer said "I don't play with nikkaz, Babe Ruth"

This mfer said "that nikka paper work look like DMXs 'WHAT THESE bytchES WANT' second verse".

lol I’ve going through his songs all day at work lol

 

[Tetris v2.0]

His style is a bit much for me I can't lie

Don't see myself getting through a whole project of him

But he's had some great features in the last few years

I respect that he's original

 

[Peak]

This is what i would imagine if Silkk The Shocker and Alchemist did an album

 

[L. Deezy]

I stumbled on him on a playlist suggestion. Hated it


starting to grow on me a bit...lyrics are pretty dope once you get pass the characterization voice

 

[Zero]

Damn near showed up my nikka woods on this



All the shyt you seeing
My nikka, nightmares didn't come during dreams (Nah)
Fiends is the zombies
Opening scene, armed robberies (Armed robberies)
Twin-fifteen carbon copies, autopsies (Autopsies)
Street life adopted me, dying young was the prophecy (That was the prophecy)
I was raised improperly in poverty
Malnourished, food a commodity (Yeah)
Bare feet, missing teeth (Missing teeth)
Raggedy clothes, you'd think they tryna trick or treat
Had to walk to streets when it was beef (When it was beef)
To be Frank, it was Gore (It was gore)
Scared to fall asleep, they want you to rest in peace in the morgue (In the morgue)
Gamblers, scammers, grandmas in pajamas (In pajamas)
nikkas home from the slammer tryna get a hold of the hammer (Of the hammer)
Funds is tight when the breadwinner get natural life
Or hit with the RICO for packaging white (For packaging white)
The strain to maintain can make you deranged (Deranged)
Acting strange 'cause meds do more than take away the pain (Yeah)
Insane, panic attacks, you can't relax (You can't relax)
From having first dibs to what's left of the scraps (Of the scraps)
Horror, drama, suspense (Suspense)
It's a thriller if you can pay the rent (Pay the rent)
Direct threats at people trying to evict (Ah)
This flick as real as it gets (Real as it gets)
Depicting it after living it, it's sickening
Bruiser

 

[SunZoo]

I been listening to his album more than a lot of the staples nikkas been really pumpin this year, it's fun and he's undeniably dope lyrically.

When somebody called him Hanna Barbera E-40 it was probably meant to be insulting...but that's like a very accurate description

But it's also dope af and unique.