Buss it open for famous nikkas and then complain, brehettes

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Do some of these birdbrain chicks really think a famous, rich nikka is going to wife them up?

If he doesn't want to be seen in public with you, you aren't getting wifed up.

If you only meet in hotels, you aren't getting wifed up.

If you have never met any of his family, you aren't getting wifed up.

The list can go on and on.

He's rich and famous? What are you bringing to the table to convince him to settle down?

p*ssy? :russ: He gets that thrown his way without even trying.

Head? :mjlol: He gets that thrown his way without even trying.

These chicks haven't figured out the game, so they continue to get played.

A man willing to have sex with you and a man willing to wife you are two different things.

Most women can get a man way above their level to sleep with them, but then get confused when they cannot get men of that same caliber to wife them up.

Therein lies the problem. They have a hard time reconciling that in their minds.
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NAWALT though :mjlol:



Same chicks that's not like that was busting it wide open



Breh...

That was tactic me and my fan still use.
Go to a club/bar/whatever...
Chill out...
And...
You ever see when an NBA team wins the championship and they huddle up and jump and scream and stuff?

When folks ask what's up, we say one of our boys just became the 2nd highest paid player in *insert random country we all decided on before we got there :lolbron:* and watch everyone gravitate to us...

Me and my best friend had a separate tactic where I would downplay what I did when I talked to a girl...
Would say I had a desk job...
When she would lose interest, I would step away and answer my phone/ go to the bathroom, my boy would step in and go "He tell you he was a paper pusher or something...? He's the best shot blocker/rebounder/defensive player not in the NBA... We're celebrating his new contract in *insert country we decided on beforehand*... You better get on that before someone else does.. :mjpls:"

We ate off that for years...
I gotta visit him again...
Ultimate wing man...
I miss that man, no homo... :mjcry:
 

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Breh...

That was tactic me and my fan still use.
Go to a club/bar/whatever...
Chill out...
And...
You ever see when an NBA team wins the championship and they huddle up and jump and scream and stuff?

When folks ask what's up, we say one of our boys just became the 2nd highest paid player in *insert random country we all decided on before we got there :lolbron:* and watch everyone gravitate to us...

Me and my best friend had a separate tactic where I would downplay what I did when I talked to a girl...
Would say I had a desk job...
When she would lose interest, I would step away and answer my phone/ go to the bathroom, my boy would step in and go "He tell you he was a paper pusher or something...? He's the best shot blocker/rebounder/defensive player not in the NBA... We're celebrating his new contract in *insert country we decided on beforehand*... You better get on that before someone else does.. :mjpls:"

We ate off that for years...
I gotta visit him again...
Ultimate wing man...
I miss that man, no homo... :mjcry:

I can imagine that working flawlessly! :mjlol:

These chicks are so easy to defraud! So very gullible, it's almost scary that they're allowed to go outside without an adult companion!
 

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Breh...

That was tactic me and my fan still use.
Go to a club/bar/whatever...
Chill out...
And...
You ever see when an NBA team wins the championship and they huddle up and jump and scream and stuff?

When folks ask what's up, we say one of our boys just became the 2nd highest paid player in *insert random country we all decided on before we got there :lolbron:* and watch everyone gravitate to us...

Me and my best friend had a separate tactic where I would downplay what I did when I talked to a girl...
Would say I had a desk job...
When she would lose interest, I would step away and answer my phone/ go to the bathroom, my boy would step in and go "He tell you he was a paper pusher or something...? He's the best shot blocker/rebounder/defensive player not in the NBA... We're celebrating his new contract in *insert country we decided on beforehand*... You better get on that before someone else does.. :mjpls:"

We ate off that for years...
I gotta visit him again...
Ultimate wing man...
I miss that man, no homo... :mjcry:
hard to pull off nowadays with wiki/google on the phone
 

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Saw this foolish post on tumblr.

So, now it's a famous nikkas fault if he gets his rocks off and tosses whores aside afterward?

How about women stop bussin' it open simply because a nikka is famous?

When will women ever take accountability for their actions?
:dahell:
Never if they can help it.
 

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hard to pull off nowadays with wiki/google on the phone

I thought so, too...

Key things that made it work were...
-Not using NBA teams; or at the very least, use a smaller market team or a team that sucks/has no recognizable players (I'd advise using the 76ers, though... I wouldn't advertise that fact even if I was on that team :mjlol:)
-Countries that sound like they have money to spend and pay athletes... Russia, Germany, Countries in the Middle East...
-Dont go into a lot of details...



The most important things about this are:
-Most of em aren't gonna be rational and ask questions... If you're tall, in decent shape, and carry yourself like an athlete (walk like you're sore, thy usually are lol), most won't delve too far into it... Unless they're digging for a certain... Golden substance.... :mjpls:
-Most girls in these situations are drunk and just looking to get some dikk from someone they perceive as famous. Why ask questions and ruin the imagery? :manny:
 
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