bytch called me fun sized :dahell:

[The God Poster]

I guess us short dudes gonna have to go ham on the amazons

why this whole time I thought u was a female

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Most likely she told you that so she could cover up the fact she wanted to fck. I heard a asian bytch say the other day she can't date anything shorter than 6 ft, bytch is 5'2 even her friend called her out on that foolery.

 

[Mowgli]

I wanted punch to her ass in the throat

Time to start taking jiujitsu bruh.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

i woulda chin checked that bih

 

[Zero]

As a man, if you're not at least 5'5"....you might wanna start saving up for that Bruce Caitlyn Jenner

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

It must such to be short.

Then again I'm 5'10" and according to the coli that's short even though when I get on the train to go to work I'm taller than most people and most people say I'm tall.

Oh well #team510

 

[BlaKcMoney]

I bet the dwarf on game of thrones has mad groupies. Find your purpose and craft, perfect it and people will bow before you.

 

[The Mad Titan]

why this whole time I thought u was a female

 

[Solano707]

fukk all you nikkas

#teamshortnikkas in full effect

 

[Cowboyz89]

tyrion lannister lookin ass.

 

[omnifax]

The coli is a cold place for a short man.