A basic recap, but it is not in the right order:
Cop: We got an alarm call
Dude: You shot me two times.
Cop: Calm down man.
Dude: You shot me in the groin.
Cop: You pointed a gun at me.
Dude: You were at my door I didn't know who you were.
Cop: We got an alarm call.
Dude: We don't even have an alarm.
Dude: Somebody rang my doorbell and I came downstairs with my gun to see what was happening.
Cop: You pointed a gun at me.
Dude: I am a concealed weapons guy.
Dude: You Muddafugga you shot me two times.
Cop: We are not going to focus on that right now. We are going to focus on keeping you alive.
Dude: Did you call the ambulance.
Wife and Dog of Dude Sitting on the Stairs:
