I remember a few years back, I was in a bar with my boys. This dime came up to me making small talk. She then asked “so are you single?”
I said: “yeah, why?“
Her: “well my friend (not as attractive) over there thinks you’re fine but she’s too scared to come up to you.”
Me:![]()
Then you gotta try to hide your dissapointment when you look over

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