California just created the “Ebony Alert” to find missing Black children.

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I'm gonna hope some 60 or 70 year old boomer came up with this while being oblivious to the internet meaning of that word.... :lupe:
 

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Sigh I like the purpose but the execution is meh
Also this sounds like a family guy cutaway joke of when racists know which alert to ignore
"Oh it's just an ebony alert...." "Missing?!!!! oh wait, Amber or Ebony?" "The only ebony alert I check for is on ______insert pornhiub joke____"

Also there's so many better black girl names to use
Aaliyah alert, Maya alert, Brianna Alert, Amaya, Mia, Layla alert
Like come on son Ebony? only time I see ebony on my phone is.....

But this opens up discussion for "well what about Mariela alert or Lakshmi alert? what about inclusion?
 

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So Ebony alert is for an actual child’s name and not the color of their skin?
:ohhh:
So Amber alert is in reference to some person and not just an adjective to alert?
:what:
I guess I have to google the origin of Amber alert.
 

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Next we'll have a pawg alert to find missing White women, except that won't happen for obvious reasons.
 

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I only have one question why are not AMBER alerts used more for black children? The fact that a specific law had to be made is sad.
It’s the same reason you have to explain to people why BET existed in the first place. “If we had White Entertainment Television, that would be racist.” “No, it would be called channels 1-10.” Imagine having to deal with this from CACs since age 11. :snoop:
 

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My naive ass thought maybe like the Amber alert, the child this was created around was named Ebony


Not even close :francis:
 
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