California Man Walks Into Bear While Texting

[Goombreh]

Text while being oblivious to your surroundings brehs.

 

[Labadi_Mantse]

He was like 'I'm up out outta here'




If that bear would've locked onto him it was over though. Bears run like 35mph

 

[Regine Hunter]

 

[Regine Hunter]

double

 

[malbaker86]

Ol dude ran like a white girl in a horror flick.

dude's form was all over the place. He woulda been food had the bear went after em

 

[Xerces]

I would have made eye connection. Then me and the bear would just come to a spiritual understanding,then I would have hopped on it's back and just rode around on it like a furry four legged go cart

 

[duck]

how embearassing

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

When I lived in Cali for 6 months I wasn't used to the different wildlife

Georgia is the same damn way..when I first moved here I realized real quick ain't nothing cute and cuddly abouty Rac00ns

I had just moved into this apartment complex and was taking the trash to the dumpster and got startled cause a big muthaphuking racc00n just crawled out the dumpster I mean this shyt is huge

anyway he leaps down to the ground and just starts staring at me with the trash in my hand ...

I'm looking at him and stamp my feet like GET DA FUKK OUT THE WAY SO I CAN DUMP MY TRASH MANE!


Man when I stomped my feet he ididnt' budge just just looked like "nikka you ain't gonna do shyt"

and I didn't I just left the bag on the curb and walked back carefully to my side of the apartment complex and got the fukk outta there...and ever since then I made sure to NOT take the trash out at night.....

I don't give a fukk how stank dat muffuka got....I wasn't about to get da bizness from some racc00n

 

[King Poetic]

That bear knew he was in the wrong area..

He was like if I attack that white dude here in the burbs lapd will put me down...

 

[TrifeGod]

I hope the Bear is ok. I really feel bad for animals due to us dismantling their environment and our own.

 

[ThaRealness]

He was like 'I'm up out outta here'




If that bear would've locked onto him it was over though. Bears run like 35mph

Bears ain't know parkour though.. homeboy could have improvised an escape

 

[IceDragon]

Georgia is the same damn way..when I first moved here I realized real quick ain't nothing cute and cuddly abouty Rac00ns

I had just moved into this apartment complex and was taking the trash to the dumpster and got startled cause a big muthaphuking racc00n just crawled out the dumpster I mean this shyt is huge

anyway he leaps down to the ground and just starts staring at me with the trash in my hand ...

I'm looking at him and stamp my feet like GET DA FUKK OUT THE WAY SO I CAN DUMP MY TRASH MANE!


Man when I stomped my feet he ididnt' budge just just looked like "nikka you ain't gonna do shyt"

and I didn't I just left the bag on the curb and walked back carefully to my side of the apartment complex and got the fukk outta there...and ever since then I made sure to NOT take the trash out at night.....

I don't give a fukk how stank dat muffuka got....I wasn't about to get da bizness from some racc00n

I don't fuk with them Racc00ns i remember forgetting to take the trash cans out for trash day and even though it was like 10 pm my mom was " boy you better get them cans out front " The moment i get outside i see a big ass mama racc00n and her four babies next to the trash just staring at me. Mama racc00n even stood on her hind legs and was like " Well come on nikka try something " i didn't want none so i had to wait until they went on their way