Calling out of work excuses .

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Pink eye is like the perfect excuse. I slept weird once and my eye was red as hell. Called off thinking I had the pink eye but didn't. Most employers would rather you not show up if you think you got the pink eye:yeshrug:

But I really hate missing work. I'm a lazy ass nikka yet don't like missing work because it throws me off my grind and feels like I'm always behind something important
 
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Not necessarily a "call out" but at the office I work at a woman went home about 3 hours into the work day because she was sleepy.
Supervisor had walked in the office for something and while she was there the woman tells her "I'm going to need to leave early today. I'm too sleepy."
That was the dumbest excuse I heard.

The craziest I heard was about 6 or 7 years ago, a dude came in to work and immediately I can tell he's....distraught...(I guess is the best way to put it). I say what's up and he doesn't even acknowledge me. The work phone rings, he answers and loses his mind yelling while punching the wall. "Yeah I was in there! I saw you last night! I saw the whole thing! Oh I'ma' see you". He's furious and droppin F-bombs left and right at the top of his lungs and everyone is just staring at him in shock. He slams the phone and storms out of the building.
Turns out his wife took a night job as a stripper at a local club and he didn't know anything about it (Don't even ask me how). Ironically he found out on accident by running into her at the club he visited the night before. :skip:
 
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Kamikaze Revy said:
Not necessarily a "call out" but at the office I work at a woman went home about 3 hours into the work day because she was sleepy.
Supervisor had walked in the office for something and while she was there the woman tells her "I'm going to need to leave early today. I'm too sleepy."
That was the dumbest excuse I heard.

The craziest I heard was about 6 or 7 years ago, a dude came in to work and immediately I can tell he's....distraught...(I guess is the best way to put it). I say what's up and he doesn't even acknowledge me. The work phone rings, he answers and loses his mind yelling while punching the wall. "Yeah I was in there! I saw you last night! I saw the whole thing! Oh I'ma' see you". He's furious and droppin F-bombs left and right at the top of his lungs and everyone is just staring at him in shock. He slams the phone and storms out of the building.
Turns out his wife took a night job as a stripper at a local club and he didn't know anything about it (Don't even ask me how). Ironically he found out on accident by running into her at the club he visited the night before. :skip:
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Standard office jobs are fairly laid back I just say i got an appointment to get out early or i need to be home for a parcel or some shyt. Considering most of our work is done on our laptop and we all have skype installed there is no essential need for us to even be in the office half the time :yeshrug:
 
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I have a lot of Wellness time I can use but don't...
Except for When Zelda Breath of the Wild came out.. I had Polio, Tuberculosis and fibromyalgia when that came out. :francis:

Xbox is having a HUGE sale and, uh, I think I might be coming down with something
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