Camron - Cookin Up Appreciation

[Luken]

Theres not one unlikable line, this might be that rare example of a perfect song.

the entendres
the metaphors
the dualities
the formalities

the schemes

the punch lines

Cams' Cadence

The Imagery

Verse 1: Cam'Ron]
Red slippers, red robe, red kitchen
Red stove, red pots, one in the head cocked
One the on the feds probe, red stools, red inf
Red floor, your all fakers red couch
Red crystal red pepper and salt shakers
The red room, red curtains, its summer squish
Show some respect what you expect thats a hundred inch
Telescopes binoculars the feds hate my vernacular
From sellin coke im proper docked that means im spectacular
They bitin like tyson, worse than that dracula
Ya moms buy heroin wit no hands im smackin her
Let me make it plain, since Dana Dane I made it rain
Now in the strip club the Benjies turn to paper planes
I'm Killa, you Andre Miller, got a basic game
I told ya bytch to hurry up, we don't wait for trains
I'm Derek Jeter, cause I'm in between the base my mane
And thats on Lennox, 7 for 8th ace of kings
Silencers on calibers would do it louder bro
Sledge hammer, smash his melon im the black Gallagher
You know I dump mine on fake nikkas one time
Wack bytches, rat snitches, my life's a punch line
I spend a grip in bars, diamonds studded, vicious cars
Tha hoes, ask Joe, we audition ours
I hope you make the cut, pop ya puss, move ya butt
Ruger up, think we from Houston we done screwed her up

(Chorus x2)
We pitchin', we pitchin', friction from mission to mission
Block to block, ave. to ave., from kitchen to Kitchen
We just cookin' baby, we just cookin up
We just cookin' up homie, we just cookin' up

[Verse 2: Cam'Ron]
You don' sold a bottle, huh, I'm twistin ya cap
And I'm luxury girl come sit on my lap
Her friends like don't go that shyt is a trap
They'll have you traffickin' swallowin', shyttin' smack
They pigeons in fact, how you gonna listen to that
You the fliest one in your crew
Them bytches is wack
Started to smile like you knew this shyt was a wrap
Her friends was right tho, she gonna be pitchin some crack
I'm a true champ, you glance, 4 door, two tramps, fukk my money honey
Bring your food stamps, go ahead, you dance
A elephant to you ants
Chain, Alaska, Bracelet, Nebraska, crib, well disaster
42 plasmas, royal blue laurie, shorty you b*stard
Only thing I don't know, what resort we in
I tell a bytch "get over here", like Scorpion
Cars, order in flavors, you order from avis
Come around me why? They know my aura contagious
And I'm sorta courageous, plus the kid smart
Forget Bizmark, he gonna catch more than them vapors
Next door at your neighbors, they said all of you haters
Set you up the very moment, I offered 'em paper
In the North I'm the Mayor
And my kicks, University of Florida
Of course they gators

(Repeat chorus)

 

[Detroit Wave]

whoever wrote these lyrics dropped the ball but Cam bodied this shyt

 

[360dagod]

nikkaz spazzed on this shyt from the beginning..

there was a video for this..

nikka had a red robe and dipset cookies

 

[General Mills]

Im Killa,
You Andre Miller got a basic game.






I still use that as a insult when playing Madden with the fellas.

(I score a long touchdown)

You Andre Miller. Got a basic game.

 

[Luken]

couldnt find this piff on youtube, wow. If he had filmed this properly and marketed it right we would have had ourselves a low tier billboard hit.

 

[eerieBell]

 

[Detroit Wave]

couldnt find this piff on youtube, wow. If he had filmed this properly and marketed it right we would have had ourselves a low tier billboard hit.

 

[Luken]

lyrics fixed and corrected due to the sheer respect for Killa' da GAWD/GOAT*

 

[General Mills]

couldnt find this piff on youtube, wow. If he had filmed this properly and marketed it right we would have had ourselves a low tier billboard hit.

Dap and +rep, Did not realize there was a video for this.


Killa's swag is Curtis wishes he had that.

 

[TrifeGod]

Albums classic

 

[Homer Simpson]

ashanti.... foolish



tell the feds calm down... its just music

 

[Earnings]

"The red room.... "*as beat turns up*


"Im Killa... U Andre Miller/ Got a basic game"

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I'm Killa, you Andre Miller, got a basic game
I told ya bytch to hurry up, we don't wait for trains

this shyt had me DYING and still cracks me up

similar to when vado rapped " Oh Goddd...Anthony Johnson"

 

[3rdWorld]

I need help identifying a serious Cam track.
It has him in some apartment, where he's cooking crack. The video is filmed in red.

 

[General Mills]

I knew this CD would be flames from the intro.



BIRD CAGE! That's what it's gonna be
3rd grade Mr. Massey asked us what we wanna be
Jeff said a lifeguard,
Bobby said a firefighter
Jeff gonna have a Porsche and Bobby said he'll have a Spyder
David said police,
Wanda said she wished to dance
They gonna get married, have a big crib in France
I started actin up, wait a minute back it up
This ain't math class but this shyt ain't adding up
Then Mr. Massey looked and that's when the teacher asked
"You got a problem Cam"
Yeah, I should teach this class
Maybe I'll reach they ass,
Tell em they don't need to have degrees in math
Know your credit, debit, plus receipts for cash
A few geeks had laughed,
I told the dude stop your wishin
You won't have a pot to piss in with that damn job you gettin
Call Cam a gift, they wasn't understanding this
Damn I'm rich, a drug dealer turned out philanthropist