Can a beard really change your life?

[Savvir]

A man without his beard is like a neutered dog. You not living as you were genetically intended to.



Patchy beard nikkas don’t @ me. I’m not gonna waste time trying to justify your existence.

 

[Peak]

We'll see. Shaving mine off on the weekend.

 

[CW_1991]

"The beard is man's natural and Noble adornment"

- Clement of Alexandria


It's equivalent to a stag's horns, a lion's mane, etc.

 

[Heavy_Handz]

I’ve had a beard consistently since about 2011. No coincidence that being the year I got the most p*ssy in my life. p*ssy was coming out of my ears as soon as I went full beard mode. Now that I look thru all the emojis not a single one other than this one has a fukking beard .

It would be crazy to shave mine off at this point

 

[G-Zeus]

mouth breathers chin receeds... beard will hide that...

 

[raoulduke187]

beards are some brehs out here whole personality

only reason for me to have it is to hide the double chin

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

I laugh when women say this...and then I passive aggressively agree with them by saying yeah our naturally grown beards are definitely the same as weave, fake nails, a bunch of make up, waist trainers, etc especially when it comes to how much money we both spend on them...then they get tight

 

[Striving For Greatness]

all you need is the bread

 

[duckbutta]

beards are some brehs out here whole personality

only reason for me to have it is to hide the double chin

This some real shyt right here

I only have a beard cause I got that permanent 5 o clock shadow face where if i completely shave at 7 am i got the outline of a beard by 7pm. It just aint worth my time to be shaving every day so i just let the shyt grow and keep it even.

But I know dudes who grow a beard and all of a sudden all they talk about is the style of they beard and getting it cut and how many complements they get and I am like "oh for real? when you be asking them if they want fries with that they don't answer you cause they enamored with your beard huh?"

 

[BaggerofTea]

What kind of man has the time to be in the mirror trimming his hair into designs and shyt

You might as well be woman, trade your dikk in for a p*ssy, and start putting on makeup

Is nikkas really setting their alarm 10 minutes earlier in the morning so they can preen they faces

Ways to say "I don't get p*ssy" without saying it.


If grooming standards bother you, you will have a hard time

 

[RiffRaff]

beards are some brehs out here whole personality

only reason for me to have it is to hide the double chin

Get yo ass in a gym nikka

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I can't grow a beard.

I have the glorified goatee which connects to the sideburns ever ever so slightly. The definition of 'barely'.

But. The super neck beard always struck me as musty. Dusty.

Glad it's becoming passe.

 

[Diondon]

Way more convenient than having to shave every day
and worry about bumps and ingrown hairs
Some of us are naturally hairy
Pause

 

[Rekkapryde]

Getting p*ssy juice in your beard/goatee sucks

 

[raoulduke187]

Get yo ass in a gym nikka

I'm training 3-4 days a week breh

it's just that ain't bout that healthy eating life