Quickly dribble back to half court after the check and throw up a prayer. That's the only way I'm gettin a shot off without getting my shyt swatted to Bolivia.
....he'll meet you there.

You aint scorin breh
Quickly dribble back to half court after the check and throw up a prayer. That's the only way I'm gettin a shot off without getting my shyt swatted to Bolivia.
Lets expand it, could you get the ball across half court against Russell Westbrook? He was a 1 man press tonight....
i'd kick him in the nuts and easily dribble the ball across halfcourt.
basically all these scenarios end up with me kickin said NBA player in the nuts and gettin the job done![]()
if he can run away into the stands after...oh waitOk, you vs Ron Artest or Stephen Jackson
You gonna kick Meta / Jax in the nuts breh?
Nah.
I'm not saying I'd score consistently....but give me 10 possessions and I'm getting a fukking bucket.
How tall are you?
5'11"
But I'm shifty enough with a quick enough release that I'll get a shot off.
If we played p*ssy nba rules easily i would floater him to death, one of them shyts going in sooner or later
if not![]()
If we played p*ssy nba rules easily i would floater him to death, one of them shyts going in sooner or later
if not![]()
How you gonna get close enough to the rim to shoot a floater though?![]()