Can damn near anything be explained with a basketball analogy?

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

@smitty22 is the Smush Parker of The Coliseum

 

[Doobie Doo]

TK explained it over twenty years ago

 

[analog]

Explain a custody hearing using a basketball analogy.

Ball goes out of bounds during a scramble, and both teams think they deserve possession. Ref (judge) consults the tape (evidence) but is heavily swayed/biased towards the home team (female) and awards possession (of child).

 

[TEH]

Being desperate is like Philly making a deal where James Harden (who may not resign) goes to the Sixers and Simmons, Curry and 1 round picks going to the Nets.

 

[smitty22]

@smitty22 is the Smush Parker of The Coliseum

Ok P.J. Carlesimo

 

[staticshock]

When the European brehs be talking about soccer we ask them to put it in basketball terms & only then do we understand

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Ok P.J. Carlesimo

3x NBA champion* and 2x coach of the year^

*as an assistant coach
^big east coach of the year​

 

[010101]

the greatest*

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"My girl say I'm the '04 Pistons. I got good D"

 

[...o3]

..."you miss 100% of the shots you never take."









...is what i say when a muhf** ka ask me if i had the covid shots.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Her face, ugly, but from the waist down, hot. I wanna put her cavs in the air like bron doin a chase down block"

 

[Da_Eggman]

"My girl say I'm the '04 Pistons. I got good D"

You girl told me you like the 05 Pistons couldn’t repeat the climax

 

[Buckeye Fever]

You girl told me you like the 05 Pistons couldn’t repeat the climax