GPBear
The Tape Crusader

I have a sneaking suspicion he's a secret agent. Before, he was some poor slavic sheepherder when an evil eastern European warlord confronts him,
"Hey, you look like someone nobody would never suspect of being a spy"

"So here's the deal...you're gonna play for the Sacramento Kings..."
Sneaks away on away trips to DC.
"Hey, where's Koufus?"

snapping pictures of launch codes
Keep an eye on this guy, brehs
