can we admit that the first 3 transformers movies are classics

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The first one is the only watchable one and that shyt still dedicates a good 10 to 15 minutes of screentime to the Autobots hiding in Sam's backyard with masturbation and pee jokes galore. :why:
 

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The first one is the only watchable one and that shyt still dedicates a good 10 to 15 minutes of screentime to the Autobots hiding in Sam's backyard with masturbation and pee jokes galore. :why:

Star Scream going ham on the jets at the end..... oh my
 

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Probably the best intro scenes in actions films.....but Bay is a completely car porn/explosion maniac. He managed to put explosions in TMNT. :mjlol:



But seriously, those autobot/Decepticon intro's in the films were delicious. Also Lockdown was the first time Bay surprised me, a villain with no jokes, just badass fights....for once in his films.
 

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Entire franchise is an abomination to cinema, Michael Bay should be dragged through the streets

The only redeemable moment is Anthony Anderson screaming shut up grandma
 

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The only, and I mean the ONLY, scene I liked in the entire Transformers movie universe was when that Decepticon helicopter landed at the base, transformed, and started fukking everything up. Everything was wack bullshyt after that.
 

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Wasn't Shockwave's penis running all thru the third one, no homo?
 

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what annoyed me most is how the fukk they gonna fukk up one of the best Deceptions, Devastator...that piece of shyt in the movie looks like garbage...and :dame:
:hhh: giving it wrecking balls for balls, when none of the individual constructicons were a wrecking ball to begin with
 
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