Can we agree that flies are nature's biggest trolls?

[MenacingMonk]

These fukkers, man.

Got like 2-3 of them in the house. It's like they wait around until doors open and then zoom in.

Then these fukks always stay in your area; always trying to land on you like, "Hello, there."

fukkin hate them.

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

c/s
i swear they are the hardest to kill

my hand swat to kill ratio must be like 1 in a 1000

 

[Ohene]

yes

 

[Fatboi1]

nikka there's a fukking fly in front of me right now!

 

[MenacingMonk]

c/s
i swear they are the hardest to kill

my hand swat to kill ratio must be like 1 in a 1000

Those slower versions I try to catch with my hand from time-to-time. No way can I get the fitness ones.

 

[Ronald McDonald]

mosquitoes are worse

 

[Chill]

Close all doors. Turn on only 1 light in the room and killing them will be easy.

 

[MekaCatt]

Hell yeah , fukk them and their bytch ass cousins gnats!

 

[Mr. Negative]

hate them with a passion. Will hunt them like a sociopath.

did you know though... that the slower you move, the harder it is for a fly to see you? When you're swinging out of anger, the fly sees it in slow motion.

But you can touch a fly with your finger if you move slow enough. Not that you would want to.

Want to kill them easier? Swing slow, brehs.

 

[RJY33]

Get one of these brehs....

Electric fly swatter. All you hear is POP and anything flying drops outta the sky. Sometimes you see sparks

Got me like all summer

$8

 

[Teal.]

Nahh....come to South GA and come meets some gnats...

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Get one of these brehs....

Electric fly swatter. All you hear is POP and anything flying drops outta the sky. Sometimes you see sparks

Got me like all summer

$8

*runs to google*

 

[sanityovar8ted]

does that mf work on gnats too?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Flies are annoying but the answer to the thread title is monkeys

 

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

True story that happened yesterday.

A fly got into the house, starts bugging me while I'm tryna work at the computer. Straight up flying around my face, rubbing its hands on my screen, typical fly shyt. I decided to kill it but dude was Usain Bolting all around me. My little brother (9yrs old) comes in and told me he is good at killing flies, and dude literally just stood there as if he was channeling some inner chi and next thing i know the fly flew towards him and landed on his arm. My brother then slowly moved his hand towards his arm and cupped the fly before gently squeezing it to death.

I don't know if it is just me but how is it even possible for dude to basically sneak up on a fly in slow motion? Skills.