Can we agree that flies are nature's biggest trolls?

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

hate them with a passion. Will hunt them like a sociopath.

did you know though... that the slower you move, the harder it is for a fly to see you? When you're swinging out of anger, the fly sees it in slow motion.

But you can touch a fly with your finger if you move slow enough. Not that you would want to.

Want to kill them easier? Swing slow, brehs.

 

[Token]

Get one of these brehs....

Electric fly swatter. All you hear is POP and anything flying drops outta the sky. Sometimes you see sparks

Got me like all summer

$8

Yaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss....I have one of those. Close the door and start playing tennis with them mofos

When you hear that pop all you can do is

 

[Only On Camera]

does that mf work on gnats too?

It works on anything breh. We had some bees crawl in through a hole in the screen last weekend and I was channeling my inner Obi Wan in the living room

 

[sanityovar8ted]

It works on anything breh. We had some bees crawl in through a hole in the screen last weekend and I was channeling my inner Obi Wan in the living room

i gotta order one i just dont trust just anysite with my financials but imma get me one of them bytches

 

[AkaDemiK]

Yaaaaaasssssssssssssssssss....I have one of those. Close the door and start playing tennis with them mofos

When you hear that pop all you can do is

 

[JBoy]

Nahh....come to South GA and come meets some gnats...

you ain't lying fukk them things

 

[god shamgod]

I hate bugs period.It was a praying mantis or flying grasshopper lookin thing on my hood earlier.I was drivin fast as fukk tryna to get that big ass bug off my car

 

[Shady_Kent]

hate them with a passion. Will hunt them like a sociopath.

did you know though... that the slower you move, the harder it is for a fly to see you? When you're swinging out of anger, the fly sees it in slow motion.

But you can touch a fly with your finger if you move slow enough. Not that you would want to.

Want to kill them easier? Swing slow, brehs.

came in to say this.. flies use their wings to feel air which is why they fly away so fast, but if you move really slow they can't sense you there and you can grab them (with gloves hopefully)

 

[Malta]

Just glad we don't have bot flies around here, don't google them if you want to keep your lunch down. Quick description they lay an egg on your skin, it hatches quickly and the larvae makes it's way to a hair follicle then digs in and after that they feast on your flesh

 

[NotaPAWG]

flies, mosquito, flees (hardest things to get rid of, and their bites are 10x worse than mosquito bites). fukk em all

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

gotta be one of the best OP

alot of times flys land on you they shyt they land all in all kinds of nasty things before they land on you too

 

[SLCpremium]

These fukkers, man.

Got like 2-3 of them in the house. It's like they wait around until doors open and then zoom in.

Then these fukks always stay in your area; always trying to land on you like, "Hello, there."

fukkin hate them.

REALEST THREAD!!

 

[observe]

Flies naturally die in 24 hours..so whatever...

 

[LostOne]

That feeling when you just fixed yourself a nice plate and turn your back to get a drink, only to see a fly smack dab in the middle of it all when you return. Subsequently, it flees the scene of the crime after being busted as if saying "I aint even hungry, enjoy your meal. ".

Still I don't blame em. A fly is a fly and does what it was created to do. They dont even want to be in the house, thats why they always at the window and following the air currents. Just open the window briefly and they leave with no nasty mess to cleanup.

 

[King P]

fukk em. Hate flies with a passion

The worst episode I had was when a fly was flying around me while eating breakfast, and I smacked it. Hit em and was like

Only to look down and see that dead mothafukka in my Lucky Charms

Bowl of cereal wasted