Can we define what a coli breh is?
- Thread starter Neuromancer
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OMG What happened to Virgil?
6 figure earner
Single
A dikk rider
Still gets carded at 45 years old
Loves the attention
IT job
Overweight
Thinks hip hop died in 2003
Perfers Caucasian women
Doesn't take said Caucasian women on dates
Eats ass
Doesn't recognize anyone that became famous after 2010
Up to date on lgbtq news and events
Doesn't wear jordans
Habitual goalpost mover
Huge Nas fan
Single
A dikk rider
Still gets carded at 45 years old
Loves the attention
IT job
Overweight
Thinks hip hop died in 2003
Perfers Caucasian women
Doesn't take said Caucasian women on dates
Eats ass
Doesn't recognize anyone that became famous after 2010
Up to date on lgbtq news and events
Doesn't wear jordans
Habitual goalpost mover
Huge Nas fan
- 6'5
- 2% body fat
- gym 5 times a week
- brand new luxury sedan
- dreads or a perfect hairline if not perfect then has gone to turkey to get it fixed
- waterfront condo, or 5 bdrm house with no mortgage payments
- 140k min salary with a 40k bonus every quarter
- still looks in their 20s regardless of their age
- gets a new passport every two years as all the stamps leave no room
- has 5 bitcoins
- 250k in an emergency fund
- doesn't eat fast food, doesn't drink pop or milk
- 6 certs minimum
- only messes with dimes
- reprobate mind and hates religion
-A lame offline who sees himself as someone with motion online
-A nikka lying about his accomplishments for people he’ll never actually meet
-No social skills and afraid to actually speak to women
-No facial hair and would tell on his mother to stay out of trouble
-Never been in a fight past elementary if that
-Never been in a real situation that might cost his life or freedom
-Only ever bagged loser women by accident or pity p*ssy
-Hates on nikkas he wishes he could be like
-Only listens to music from 1 era
-Never moved away or had to prove he could make it anywhere but where it’s safe
-Can’t dress, no Jordans
-If he has a woman, she runs him
-A nikka lying about his accomplishments for people he’ll never actually meet
-No social skills and afraid to actually speak to women
-No facial hair and would tell on his mother to stay out of trouble
-Never been in a fight past elementary if that
-Never been in a real situation that might cost his life or freedom
-Only ever bagged loser women by accident or pity p*ssy
-Hates on nikkas he wishes he could be like
-Only listens to music from 1 era
-Never moved away or had to prove he could make it anywhere but where it’s safe
-Can’t dress, no Jordans
-If he has a woman, she runs him
- 6’5
- 6-7 figures
- Athletic built
- Knows about 3 plus fighting styles
- Wears the hardest fits
- Drives the flies whips
- Looks like they’re still in their 20s
- Only fukks with women in their 20s
- Has a roster of full of women of every race
- Traveled the world multiple of times
- Smart af
- Great at every sport
- Runs their own business
- Has the healthiest of diets
- Pro black even while pawging
- Runs in celebrity circles
daemonova
hit it, & I didn't go Erykah Badu crazy, #yallmad
Basically a Reddit breh that found his way into a jook joint
- Somebody that lives by the gimmick (me being a black male on a online forum discussing the culture)
- Heavy active in the fukkery department
- Deeply JBO'ing in and out of the internet
- Emotional damage head ass
- Arguing about equality, but heads down when the supervisor comes through
- 6 certs, big dikks, and 187 skills......online
I saw @murksiderock checking some fool about being scarey on here earlier.
maybe this shyt applied once upon a time; but a lot of us more recent posters are real AF.
no disrespect to the coli OGs who are thoro....but there were a lot of bozos who use to post here who were held in high regards now that I'm aware of the history.
but to answer the ? this place is diverse.
maybe this shyt applied once upon a time; but a lot of us more recent posters are real AF.
no disrespect to the coli OGs who are thoro....but there were a lot of bozos who use to post here who were held in high regards now that I'm aware of the history.
but to answer the ? this place is diverse.
↓R↑LYB
I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Only. thing missing is an unattractive pawg with dirty feet standing next to him
Why we got to be profiled, yall the feds
there is some legit "trolls" and losers; they want validation for their buffoonery.
I think it might make them upset that a lot of them got their cards pulled.
prolly the same crew that says the site "fell off"
you ever seen some of the older platinum shyt and posters
Sleepy Floyd
Superstar
He's with a PAWG who be rocking these:Only. thing missing is an unattractive pawg with dirty feet standing next to him
Born2BKing
Veteran
Born2BKing
Veteran
Facts
*Says I ate one cheesburger*
Coli breh: RIP goodluck with the heart attack
Me:
Facts
*Says I ate one cheesburger*
Coli breh: RIP goodluck with the heart attack
Me:
who was the doorman at shythole "clubs" in NJ who everyone thought was the re-encarnation of hue hefner/goldie ..... I think he got ran down south..... they exposed him eventually for being a trick but before that he was like the coldest player on the coli
edit: I was still lurking at the time but it was funny AF
@skeetsinternalwho was the doorman at shythole "clubs" in NJ who everyone thought was the re-encarnation of hue hefner/goldie ..... I think he got ran down south..... they exposed him eventually for being a trick but before that he was like the coldest player on the coli
