Can we discuss how Orochimaru wasn't from Harlem?

[Turk]

Lusting after Sasuke's body

Waiting to make another man his

Swallowing men

Being inside another man

 

[CoochieMane]

Can we discuss how harlem nikkas didn't spend their time watching this shyt.

Scratch that, we don't discuss other nikkas in Harlem

 

[Malik1time]

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

 

[Detroit Wave]

orochimaru was off rip wit that eye shadow

 

[Hyperion]

Orochimaru was way creepier in Part 1. Maybe that's due to the fact that there wasn't too many that could touch him around that time, but dude was status. Especially that part in the Chunin Exams where Team 7 almost got bodied by him.

 

[AndroidHero]

He was also voiced by a woman in the Japanese dub.

 

[AndroidHero]

........

 

[WSFGDan]

pause

 

[Ironman]

Orochimaru was way creepier in Part 1. Maybe that's due to the fact that there wasn't too many that could touch him around that time, but dude was status. Especially that part in the Chunin Exams where Team 7 almost got bodied by him.

Real shyt his introduction was creepy as fukkStealing faces to wearShutting down Narutos transformation and then sealing that shyt so Kurama couldn't come out
Whooping Sasukes assDoing all types of summoning moves we hadn't seen at that point

 

[Hyperion]

Real shyt his introduction was creepy as fukkStealing faces to wearShutting down Narutos transformation and then sealing that shyt so Kurama couldn't come out
Whooping Sasukes assDoing all types of summoning moves we hadn't seen at that point

The fact that he bodied the Third Hokage and STILL wasn't satisfied... He was giving Jiraiya and Tsunade trouble.

When he ate a whole scroll back in the Chunin Exams, I was like "You know what, maybe I can be a ramen chef instead, noodles are nice... "

Man was even bodying folks without the use of his arms while just waiting for Sasuke to be delivered to him on some Amazon Prime shyt.

Meanwhile, Itachi is out here trolling, and is low-key responsible for all of this bullshyt happening.

Foolish little brother
If you wish to kill me, hate me, curse me
And survive your miserable life

Run away, run away, and cling to life.

Now Sasuke wants to gain power from Orochimaru cause of Itachi. Guess who ain't gonna do shyt about it though?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Real shyt his introduction was creepy as fukkStealing faces to wearShutting down Narutos transformation and then sealing that shyt so Kurama couldn't come out
Whooping Sasukes assDoing all types of summoning moves we hadn't seen at that point

Breh when he did the genjutsu to Sasuke and Sakura and they both saw how brutally he could kill them right here and now I'm talking about exploding, getting kunaï right in the head They were paralyzed by fear

But it gave birth to one of the best fight in the series

When Naruto stopped the huge snake and gave Sasuke the same catchphrase he said to him at the beginning

And Sasuke realized how much of a bytch he was and understood that if he couldn't fight now, he'd never be able to kill Itachi

This fight he really proved why he was a Uchiha heir. A step ahead of all the other Genins. Taijutsu, ninjutsu, tools, strategies... It was back when Naruto was about ninjas and not huge ass megazord bijûu firing laser beams

 

[Neuromancer]

can we get a Leaf village headband on this?

 

[Methodical]

Now he became a tranny in Bourto show. has a son called him a mother and dad at the same time

 

[Nymbus]

Can we discuss how harlem nikkas didn't spend their time watching this shyt.

Scratch that, we don't discuss other nikkas in Harlem

real talk I was in elementary school when the Naruto craze hit and I had to bush it after them nikkas started kissing in the first chspter