Can we nominate mos def for lamest simp in hip hop?

[john goodman]

If mos was a g he would've nutted on her face and kicked her out

I do that and I'm not even famous... What was he thinking?

 

[Sugar]

no way not even top 50

he has no smash hits except the one with Nate Dogg and that replay value is borderline horrible.

Mos Def is wack simple as that. Soulja Slim was a better rapper than Mos Def

You cant be serious

 

[electric_fur]

 

[gameover82]

Great artist....it clearly he finding love at all the wrong places

 

[jwinfield]

So the woman disses him when she meets him

Founds out he's famous later and gives him the time of day

Mos doesn't mind and dances with her

Falls in love with her

Then she leaves him once the fame novelty wears off because he's a lame

Hs so hurt that he writes a song to tell everyone


Did I get that right?

She didn't find out he was famous.

His friends were throwing a party and one of his boys knew her and put Mos on and they got to talk because a group of them had a table.

Scene two: my fam throwing the jam
Fareed is on the stand big things is in the plans
The brother Big Moon make space for me to move in
Hey, this my man Mos, baby let me introduce
I turn around, say word
It was the same pretty bird who I had priorly observed
Trying to play me for the herb
Shocked as hell she couldn't get it together
I just played along and pretended I never met her
How you feeling
Oh, I'm fine
My name is Mos
I'm Sharice
I heard so much good about you it's nice to finally meet
We moved to the booth reserved for crew especially
And honey-love ended up sitting directly next to me
I'm type polite but now I'm looking at her skeptically
Cause baby girl got all the right weaponry
Designer fabric, shoes, and accessories
Chinky eyes, sweet voice is fukking with me mentally
We conversated, made a laugh, yeah you know me bro
Even though I know the steelo, she wild sweet, yo
I'm about to murk, I say peace to the family
She hop up like, how you gon' leave before you dance with me

 

[marcuz]

murs

 

[brickfare]

if res's 'golden boys' (written by santigold) really was about mos, then breh can be hard on hoes too...

 

[BlvdBrawler]

His wife was fine as phuck. I'd have simped too. I didn't know Ms. Fat Booty was about her tho

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Mos Def is wack simple as that. Soulja Slim was a better rapper than Mos Def

 

[Sad Bunny]

This is how a lot of celebrity men get laid.

Cudi is actually a huge simp, if you listen to a lot of his stuff. He cries about chicks a lot. But he's emo anyway. I really think that dude is bipolar tbh.

"As I grew to be a teen I disguised myself/Had the lowest self-esteem, especially with the girls/Tried out every sport just to impress all the girls/Instead of all the ladies, cause they talk down/I was too artsy, known to be a clown/And now my Facebook poppin'/Cause I told the same girls I would be the hot shyt/One day"

I dunno that he simps like he used to, but he probably simps with chicks he really likes. Once a simp, always a simp.

I'm pretty sure all the other cudi fans on here would agree with me on the simp shyt.

i loves some some cudi i can relate

"and i treat normal girls like models"

and he is still a simp. the breakup with jamie is why he is on antidepressants

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

How can he be a simp if he smashed

Because he gave up way too much just to smash. Getting to bang a chick isn't enough to sacrifice your dignity. You have to go in with the mentality that she gets to fukk you because you're the one who's awesome and shyt.

 

[electric_fur]

i loves some some cudi i can relate

"and i treat normal girls like models"

and he is still a simp. the breakup with jamie is why he is on antidepressants

In King Wizard he refers to Jamie with that "just sit back" shyt.... So Simply Simpington. Cudi is a teddy bear at heart, that's why I love him.

TBH I think he would be in therapy anyway. He's in there because he's bipolar imo, and he takes drugs to deal with it/feel normal. The dude ripped a door off it's hinges when he was angry one time. :CUDWUT:

 

[Crakface]

So the woman disses him when she meets him

Founds out he's famous later and gives him the time of day

Mos doesn't mind and dances with her

Falls in love with her

Then she leaves him once the fame novelty wears off because he's a lame

Hs so hurt that he writes a song to tell everyone


Did I get that right?

Doesnt sound like she got any money and he got to fukk her. You dont know what a simp is.

 

[Sad Bunny]

In King Wizard he refers to Jamie with that "just sit back" shyt.... So Simply Simpington. Cudi is a teddy bear at heart, that's why I love him.

TBH I think he would be in therapy anyway. He's in there because he's bipolar imo, and he takes drugs to deal with it/feel normal. The dude ripped a door off it's hinges when he was angry one time. :CUDWUT:

I know ... I love that nikka and wish him the best :wow2:

 

[muse]

She didn't find out he was famous.

His friends were throwing a party and one of his boys knew her and put Mos on and they got to talk because a group of them had a table.

exactly. i dont know where the hell he got that from