Imagine staying up 1 in the morning in some places to act like a b1tch towards a poster you dont like and FAILING to stop them and what theyre doing. I would spit in all of yall clowns faces if yall tried to pull this shyt offline to me because I know all yall that responded are b1tches in real life. Have to come on here and do shyt like this without the asswhipping or the roasting.
@Kyle C. Barker @At30wecashout @Marlow Stanfield @god shamgod and all yall weirdos thats ready to jump in here and derail this on some hater shyt. Yall can all suck my dikk.
im convinced only dumb people think about shyt like this
its a platform. there are thousands of subreddits, you dont have enough lifetimes to browse it all
its basically replaced forums like these. most subreddits have nothing to do with the community at large
OP is probably rambling about the general mainstream subreddits you see on /r/popular, but thats what they get for not curating their own feed
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the other night my girl started screaming so i ran in the bedroom and... nothing was there. i look around, then down on the bed. a spider crawled on her phone.
i try not to kill spiders, but she basically made me kill it. i smushed it and took it outside and put it out of its misery.
a day or two passes. im at my computer, shoes off, socks off (for once) and i feel a tickle on my toes
i assume it was my cat and go back to typing. five minutes later i feel it again. i look down and theres a spider on my foot
i flung it off and killed it with a shoe but now im paranoid too
every itch, any time a hair stands up on my body im thinking spider
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my cat killed one about an hour ago. but i cant rely on my cats to catch them all
im a live and let live kind of guy but i do not want any more spiders crawling on me
im considering moving
noThis is exactly what Im talking about
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i now have brown recluse spiders and i am frightened
the other night my girl started screaming so i ran in the bedroom and... nothing was there. i look around, then down on the bed. a spider crawled on her phone. :martin: i try not to kill spiders, but she basically made me kill it. i smushed it and took it outside and put it out of its misery...www.thecoli.com
@boogers, Shut the fukk up

no
i dont know what you squatted on this morning that got you so upset, but grit your teeth and pull it out, okay?
its gonna be ok
nobody wants to be you, you angry little flamer. take your downvotes like a man and make a better post next timeB1tch, keep your attention seeking ass the fukk out of my thread. These useless people. Democrat party dikkriders who post absolutely useless shyt trying to act catty as if we are in a competition. Shut the fukk up. You want to be me and its okay to say youre jealous, b1tch
nobody wants to be you, you angry little flamer. take your downvotes like a man and make a better post next time
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you really in here having gay fantasies.. no thank youSuck my dikk.

you really in here having gay fantasies.. no thank you
dont be mad at me cause you wince when you sit down too fast!
Im not the one.its pretty impressive that with all my failed threads and wack ass takes, the best thing your dumb ass could dig up on me is a thread about me not liking spidersIm secure with myself, sir. You in here making threads about being scared of a fukking spider that you were too weak to kill. The spider didnt even die when you stepped on it and it flexed on you like "Im still alive you weak ass b1tch". Don't you DARE ever talk about manhood.
its pretty impressive that with all my failed threads and wack ass takes, the best thing your dumb ass could dig up on me is a thread about me not liking spiders
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it's been fun chatting with you, but im not on PREP so imma break the conversation off here before i catch something. you have fun out there
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you made that shyt yesterday and it was on the first page when I saw it, stupid. Dont run away from your bad jokes like you did to that spider, sir. Claim your work. Look on the bright side, your thread might be on the first page just as long as that spider was stayed alive those 6, 7, 8 hours after you stepped on it.
This is why you need to stop hating.
www.thecoli.com
Im actually banned from Reddit. I was in there sports section and having a discussion about football and there was a user that was a Washington Redskins (Commanders) fan and i asked him in two paragraphs or least could he explain to me why he was a Redskins fan in 2025? Well i got hit with a harassment violation and then permaban a day later.
Reddit can eat one