Can we talk about Princess Fiona being abandoned in a tower protected by a dragon??

[Milk N Cookies]

I mean since the world is getting upset over Jimmy Fallon in black face in the year 2000, for which he apologized for. But we expected that.


So let’s take a trip to back then, back when Dreamworks was taking a step to show Pixar that they too can digitally animate movies and be successful at it.

Coming to the stage we have Shrek. Haven’t seen it?

Scroll down if you have. If you haven’t read below
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Spoiler

Okay: Shrek is the not so traditional fairy tale story of an ogre going on a trek to rescue a princess to hand deliver to a slime bag short Lord Farquad all so Shrek can get these intruding fairy tale characters off his swamp.

Along for the trip we have a witty and hilarious side kick donkey named Donkey. Shrek saves the Princess who proves she isn’t a damsel in distress and can hold her own. Shrek starts catching feelings but feels he’s not good enough. But Fiona has a deep secret.

Spoiler

She turns into an ogre at sundown

Donkey finds out about Fiona and tries to tell Shrek, but he don’t feel it’s his place. Shrek heard them talking overhearing Fiona saying don’t nobody wanna marry no ugly ass ogre. Fiona turns back into a beauty & wants to tell Shrek but can’t find the words... blah blah blah.
Shrek gets in his feelings and drags Fiona to Farquad. (Remember him?)

Farquad is thirsty & ready to wife. But before vows are exchanged Fiona changes forms. Farquad is ready to throw Fiona in a dungeon for eternity. Shrek and Donkey comes through and saves the day. The Dragon eats Farquad, Princess Fiona and Shrek kiss revealing Fiona’s true form as an ogre.

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K. We’re caught up.

although the entire abandonment storyline was covered in the sequel (honestly I don’t recall beyond Puss In Boots and the creepy ass Donkey Dragon hybrid kids cause the first Shrek was the best) they REALLY just let it slide that Fionas parents locked her in a tower to be watched over by a damn dragon. The king and queen couldn’t even provide her a care taker... nothin. A whole dragon. That’s literally it. Fiona didn’t even have any resentment or animosity towards her parents cause she was ‘cursed’ and not good enough for the family image.

idk y’all. What y’all think??

What if she got rescued at night and was in her other form?? Would whichever prince still be willing to wife??? I mean, this was a known detail about her since the Magic Mirror tried to warn Farquad about it...what kind of fukked up people had her best interest at heart??

 

[Flex Grossman]

I mean since the world is getting upset over Jimmy Fallon in black face in the year 2000, for which he apologized for. But we expected that.


So let’s take a trip to back then, back when Dreamworks was taking a step to show Pixar that they too can digitally animate movies and be successful at it.

Coming to the stage we have Shrek. Haven’t seen it?

Scroll down if you have. If you haven’t read below
_______________\\____\\\_______

Spoiler

Okay: Shrek is the not so traditional fairy tale story of an ogre going on a trek to rescue a princess to hand deliver to a slime bag short Lord Farquad all so Sheri can get these intruding fairy tale characters off his swamp.

Along for the trip we have a witty and hilarious side kick donkey named Donkey. Shrek saves the Princess who proves she isn’t a damsel in distress and can hold her own. Shrek starts catching feelings but feels he’s not good enough. But Fiona has a deep secret.

Spoiler

She turns into an ogre at sundown

Donkey finds out about Fiona and tries to tell Shrek, but he don’t feel it’s his place. Shrek heard them talking overhearing Fiona saying don’t nobody wanna marry no ugly ass ogre. Fiona turns back into a beauty & wants to tell Shrek but can’t find the words... blah blah blah.
Shrek gets in his feelings and drags Fiona to Farquad. (Remember him?)

Farquad is thirsty & ready to wife. But before vows are exchanged Fiona changes forms. Farquad is ready to throw Fiona in a dungeon for eternity. Shrek and Donkey comes through and saves the day. The Dragon eats Farquad, Princess Fiona and Shrek kiss revealing Fiona’s true form as an ogre.

_____________\_\___________

K. We’re caught up.

although the entire abandonment storyline was covered in the sequel (honestly I don’t recall beyond Puss In Boots and the creepy ass Donkey Dragon hybrid kids cause the first Shrek was the best) they REALLY just let it slide that Fionas parents locked her in a tower to be watched over by a damn dragon. The king and queen couldn’t even provide her a care taker... nothin. A whole dragon. That’s literally it. Fiona didn’t even have any resentment or animosity towards her parents cause she was ‘cursed’ and not good enough for the family image.

idk y’all. What y’all think??

She turned into a ogre at night

 

[Milk N Cookies]

She turned into a ogre at night

yeah that’s why her parents threw her in the bushes. Like she was adandoned at like 7. They didn’t want shyt to do with her, but set up a rescue mission for her. And she went home with open arms like it was all gravy

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I'm high too.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Her parents wanted her to die.

If I run in there to fight Drogon while you're upstairs with no way out. You're up there, everything under you is on fire, no ladder, castle collapsed. I could only assume your parents planned this. You had no way out, they don't love you.

You could've got any other animals that won't set the building on fire & kill everything

 

[Flex Grossman]

yeah that’s why her parents threw her in the bushes. Like she was adandoned at like 7. They didn’t want shyt to do with her, but set up a rescue mission for her. And she went home with open arms like it was all gravy

I mean... if your daughter turned into an actual monster at night, and you had the means, you wouldn’t but her in a castle guarded by a dragon to keep her from hurting anyone?

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Her evil ass Fairy Godmother was the one that told them to do that because she wanted Fiona to get married to her Son Prince Charming. The Evil bytch was also blackmailing the King because she was one of the few people who knew he use to be the frog Prince and most likely passed down a variation of his curse to Fiona

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Her evil ass Fairy Godmother was the one that told them to do that because she wanted Fiona to get married to her Son Prince Charming. The Evil bytch was also blackmailing the King because she was one of the few people who knew he use to be the frog Prince and most likely passed down a variation of his cure to Fiona

Damn.


That was also covered in the second part...

Eh well fukk it, let’s bring that trifling bytch in here too. They ALL fukked up to do her dirty like that. Fairy God Mother trifling ass didn’t even have to decency to pop in on her


Or did she??

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Damn.


That was also covered in the second part...

Eh well fukk it, let’s bring that trifling bytch in here too. They ALL fukked up to do her dirty like that. Fairy God Mother trifling ass didn’t even have to decency to pop in on her


Or did she??

Nope lol Fiona didn't even know who that evil heffa was until the second movie. You are right tho. Her parents were fucced up for going along with it

 

[Devilinurear]

I always wondered how Donkey fukked that huge Dragon?

like how did he actually do it?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

yeah that’s why her parents threw her in the bushes. Like she was adandoned at like 7. They didn’t want shyt to do with her, but set up a rescue mission for her. And she went home with open arms like it was all gravy

don't do this fam I was ready to take this thread super serious now i'm crying



I gotta watch the second movie now cause y'all in here discussin all typa backstories

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

fukk Shrek.

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[PortCityProphet]

I always wondered how Donkey fukked that huge Dragon?

like how did he actually do it?

The term donkey dikk exist for a reason

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Her parents wanted her to die.

If I run in there to fight Drogon while you're upstairs with no way out. You're up there, everything under you is on fire, no ladder, castle collapsed. I could only assume your parents planned this. You had no way out, they don't love you.

You could've got any other animals that won't set the building on fire & kill everything

Exactly ain’t no way the fairy godmother was able to convince them of all of this. Her parents were total scum bags. They didn’t give two fukks about their child.