Can white ppl tell when ur hairline aint fresh?

[RTF]

only black people are fascinated with other men's harilines

CAC alert.

ALL men are worried about losing their hair g. Plenty of white guys have hairstyles to disguise the early signs of balding.

But our hair grows upwards not forward. As soon as we start to recede there's no hiding it

 

[J-Nice]

White folks let wayne brady walk around rocking this n didn't say shyt

You should be fine....unless yours is somehow worse than that

They got the top of his head lookin like a turtle shell!:WTF:

 

[Huellz Santana]

they don't know bruh. I used to dip out at work all the time to get a haircut with the goatee shaped up and everything. white folks didn't notice any difference.
nikkas would be like, "You left work to get a haircut?!?!" I'd be like, "my barber said it was no wait and I had to hop on it." ​

 

[Bledswole]

Nope

Just like we cant tell when theirs is fukked up I be thinking all white boys hairline.is fresh unless the shyt is just obviously fukked up

 

[observe]

Nope..I got cac blood in my veins and I never gave a shyt about some dudes hairline..

 

[flea]

I wonder why white people don't get tapes. Trips me out when I'm at the bar and the few older white guys I know talk about getting haircuts from broads. shyt sounds gay as fukk to me

 

[Illuminatos]

Nah, they can't.

White folks let wayne brady walk around rocking this n didn't say shyt

You should be fine....unless yours is somehow worse than that

Nah, this shyt is just plain ignorant.

What kind of barber lets a customer leave the shop looking like that?

 

[no.]

them white boys dont kno man...honestly only American black people know I was in Brazil complaining about the barbers fuccin up my hairline every week and everybody was like even the black brazilians and nigerians I was like I gotta bring the hairline gospel next time i get back...who cut hair on the coli??? there's a market in Brazil, them boys lines be

Exactly. The coli was the first place I've ever heard people talking about hairlines. It's just not a big deal over here

 

[The Frozen One]

I got a job interview tmr but my hairline is still rehabilitating from an injury so I cant get it done

i'm sure the interview will notice your lack of confidence more so than your hairline.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Exactly. The coli was the first place I've ever heard people talking about hairlines. It's just not a big deal over here

lol I'm actually growing my hair right now because I do not want to get haircuts there again I learned how to line my beard and front hairline, I just need to learn how to shape the back. I guess I'll get braids or something when I get back

 

[Illuminatos]

I remember back in my swaggerless middle school days I used to have this mini-fro. No lineup and it was a pain in the ass to comb it because that shyt would hurt like a motherfukker. I'd have to throw water on that bytch to soften it up.

Anyways, I remember I cut it off one day and came to school with a fresh ass lineup and this white chick who I was friends with was like "Why did you cut all your hair off? You look ugly now, I don't like you anymore. "

I won't like that shyt hurt my feelings. It was funny because all the black chicks suddenly started to notice me again though.

I don't know maybe white chicks can't appreciate a fresh ceaser and lineup.

 

[Box Cutta]

I got a job interview tmr but my hairline is still rehabilitating from an injury so I cant get it done

Whites can't really tell. They obviously can spot a fro and mini-fro and other shyt, but fukking hairline? Naw, they ain't checking for something so precise.

As long as you don't show up with a frohawk or high top fade or something, you should be straight.

Unless the dude interviewing you is black that is...then you'll be fukked....

 

[Blackout]

I remember back in my swaggerless middle school days I used to have this mini-fro. No lineup and it was a pain in the ass to comb it because that shyt would hurt like a motherfukker. I'd have to throw water on that bytch to soften it up.

Anyways, I remember I cut it off one day and came to school with a fresh ass lineup and this white chick who I was friends with was like "Why did you cut all your hair off? You look ugly now, I don't like you anymore. "

I won't like that shyt hurt my feelings. It was funny because all the black chicks suddenly started to notice me again though.

I don't know maybe white chicks can't appreciate a fresh ceaser and lineup.

White chicks do love Afros.

I think its a fetish or some shyt.

 

[Ohene]

I learned a LOOONG time ago, white folks don't know the difference.

Trust.

yupppp

 

[Vandelay]

They know...but they don't care.


Keep your hair shorter than a fro, and you won't have a problem.