Can y'all help me not become homeless please?

[cyndaquil]

God forbid OP has a fish, yall mofos would be like "nikka if you don't get a pan and cook that gold fish...da fukk "

I bet if OP was dogset, this thread would be stickied and breh would have a 6 cert townhouse

If he had a Koala he would have chlamydia

 

[KBtheKey]

It's game over for you. 99.99% chance is that you're scamming The Coli.

ESA WESTHEIMER IS NOT YOUR NAME.
1. Who is Esa Westheimer? It's not you. It's not your wife. Who is Esa Westheimer?
2. You and your wife are Black af, you truly believe we believe your or her name is Westheimer?

This is your name on IG


"Kel". Kel? Not Esa?


THE SCREENSHOT IS NOT YOURS AND YOU GOT IT FROM SOMEWHERE/EDITED IT, BUT IT'S NOT YOURS OR YOUR WIFE'S

I asked you for proof YESTERDAY 8:15PM PST. You posted this "Today at 3:27am" PST. On the screenshot it says 4:10.

So basic logic says
A) you didn't take the screenshot BEFORE 8:15pm.. because it's when I asked. BUT.. the screenshot says it was taken 4 hours before. Doesn't add up.
B) You took the screenshot 4:10. And it was 100% PM. Because if you post at 3:27am.. you could not have taken it 4:10am. Timeline doesn't add up.

3. How did you take a screenshot at 4:10pm and post it at 3:27am.. when you were asked at 8:15pm to post proof?
4. How does it say "Yesterday at 10:04pm" if you took the screenshot at 4:10pm?
5. You NEVER posted the proof I asked for: photos of your hotel reservation to start. How dumb do we look to you?

@KBtheKey it's time to just come clean. You want bread and this is NOT the way. Just be honest and more people will help you.

Aye guess where that "kel" come from broski
Who did the recruiter refer to me as?
Guess where that "esa" come from
Whats the name of that website?

I appreciate those of you who didn't just assume scam. At first I felt disrespected but I understand why wouldn't you ask for proof of hardship if someone asking for donations? Especially after the couple few times bullshyt happened here before.

This dude been taking it to the extreme just to be wrong the whole time.

Pretty sure we don't need any more donations. We should be fine. I've updated OP to reflect that. I should be starting my job job soon.
Again we appreciate everything. I especially appreciate the reminder that I haven't done nearly enough with my time and there's no more room for feeling sorry for myself. Still ain't gone forget to keep y'all updated

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

There's undocumented immigrants being separated from their family and deported, and instead you want us to donate money to you, a privileged American. Damn...

 

[Oldschooler]

Breh I'm actually dead serious. I hope you're a scammer because this is down right embarrassing. You look like a nikka thats in your 40s-50s. Do you have a drug or drinking problem? How can a regular grown ass man get himself in this situation unless you're a complete waste man. Throughout your adult life you didn't save and build an emergency fund to carry you through a couple of months. Go walk into any construction site right now and ask them if they need a laborer or cleaner. You need to slap some real sense in yourself because this will happen again and again. You got 3 cats and trying to survive? Bro you're in no position to have any pets. Go sell all your jewlery and whatever belongings you have. You and your wife have zero family to help you out for a week or two?

 

[EzekelRAGE]

@KBtheKey I think you and your wife need to post a pic of your social security cards,r licenses, and birth certificates as well

 

[KBtheKey]

Breh I'm actually dead serious. I hope you're a scammer because this is down right embarrassing. You look like a nikka thats in your 40s-50s. Do you have a drug or drinking problem? How can a regular grown ass man get himself in this situation unless you're a complete waste man. Throughout your adult life you didn't save and build an emergency fund to carry you through a couple of months. Go walk into any construction site right now and ask them if they need a laborer or cleaner. You need to slap some real sense in yourself because this will happen again and again. You got 3 cats and trying to survive? Bro you're in no position to have any pets. Go sell all your jewlery and whatever belongings you have. You and your wife have zero family to help you out for a week or two?

I don't look that old bro. Prolly when I havent shaved. Used to have a heavy drinking problem a couple years ago. Got kinda boring.

I made a shameful amount of mistakes, yes. I also spent an unhealthy amount of time being disappointed and beating myself up kuz I never thought I would lose my job especially not in such a gay way and was not at all prepared. No excuse for that.

I thought I mentioned that everything was looking better until the motel suddenly (within a day, without prior notice) changed how they were processing payments as well as the prices. fukked up the little light that we thought was shining on us.

Been sold all my fancy things. And whether you believe it or not, you can't always count on family to be there. Sometimes they'll be the first to brush you off. nikka my uncle sold the house 3 generations of my family grew up in, after letting it rot from the outside in, after using it as a large breeding station for his pits. He didn't ask anyone if they wanted to work on it or divide the profits or nothing. One of my aunts held beneficiary rewards (idk if that's exactly what it's called) from one of my other uncles passing from my mother and she had to find out from one of my cousins I believe. My mom was the oldest and helped raise them and some of their offspring along with my brother and I. Sometimes you can't count on family for shyt.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

Bwah ha ha!! I hope not.

This is what he said it me when I asked about the pet situation.

I don't know how accurate the website is, but we were initially paying almost 100 extra per week and it gradually went down to what it was sposed to be without them. Right now none of the charges include anything about pets.

They doing 75 dollar days singular, 328 weeks with phone reservation. Had no idea the reservation discount was even a thing or we would've started with that



He needs to come back and explain how the fukk extended stay takes cashapp as version of payment when google tells me they don't. He might be getting fukked and not even know it.

THAT is your conclusion.

If they don’t take Cashapp

And he says he paid with Cashapp

THE COLI GOT PLAYED AND SCAMMED

Come on

 

[Flywin Lannister]

OP got himself some loud, Swishers, a lil Caesars hot & ready, and Big Red for himself & his wifey. Smoking, dranking, eating, feet kicked up in that Super8 motel room under some a/c. I ain’t mad atchya playa @KBtheKey run the digits up on these b*stards

OP got

1,000 stories, excuses. deflections

OP also got..


0 proof of the situation
0 receipts
0 bank account screenshots
0 proof of the hotel price going up
0 proof of his car getting repossessed



If I didn’t hate to see BLACK PEOPLE getting scammed this shyt be damn near funny.

But it’s not actually. Playing on people’s heart strings and people are legit donating. OP sounds like a manipulative scammer.

 

[Flywin Lannister]

nikka esa is extended stay America are you retarded? I took all the screenshots together and why do I have to follow your time frame when you don't know what I was doing?

Maybe I haven’t heard from ESA because unlike you.. I’m not a complete delusional fukk up with a million excuses

You realize they is a GOOD thing right that I don’t know wtf that is…? You dumb fukk.

Where

Is

The

Proof?

You DO have to follow my timeline

You are asking for money from BLACK PEOPLE

No proof of your car getting repossessed
No proof of your bank account being at $0
No proof of you getting charged more $

Literally ZERO proof

So nah nikka - YOU are acting retarded. Know your place. You’re the one asking strangers for cake and you get upset when someone asks for basic proof.

STOP DEFLECTING

POST IRREFUTABLE PROOF

 

[The Wall Brother]

I'm not trying to be mean OP. But I can't imagine ever asking online strangers, men in particular, to take care of me and my wife financially. I'd rather be homeless.

Couldn't be me. But you're your own person and good luck.

 

[BarbieHTX]

THAT is your conclusion.

If they don’t take Cashapp

And he says he paid with Cashapp

THE COLI GOT PLAYED AND SCAMMED

Come on

I assumed OP was using a cashapp card but idk

 

[Carl Tethers]

I'm LMAO over here. But also..

Now we REALLY don't have any proof. This is a "payment" to a place. By who?

@KBtheKey there is ZERO proof that you are in this position pause. This proves nothing.
These numbers $65.96 have NOTHING to do with your story... You've been talking about HUNDREDS...

You want to convince us this is real? Here are TEN FUKKING WAYS:

1. Show us your bank account.
2. Show us what is in your Cashapp now.
3. Show us proof that you even have 3 cats.
5. Show us proof that your car got repossed.
5. Show us proof that you are even in the city you claim to be in
6. Show us that you've been making these payments for months.
7. Make a video to The Coli explaining the situation. Lying on video is WAY harder.
8. Show us proof that the costs went up because "the dude came to my room and told me he wants more money"
9. And show us proof that youv'e taken even 1 of the links that these brehs sent you and that you took action to better the situation.
10. Show us a video of you staying in the hotel.Show us proof that you're staying at a hotel/extended stay place for months now like you claim.

We are waiting.


Note the time: it is 5:35 PM PST.

He's napping rn

 

[KBtheKey]

THAT is your conclusion.

If they don’t take Cashapp

And he says he paid with Cashapp

THE COLI GOT PLAYED AND SCAMMED

Come on

So if the cashapp transaction shows up as the motel, that confirms that they don't take cash app, right? You're really crazy like that?

If you actually followed the thread you want to be so invested in and looked at the screenshots of transactions, you'd see money going to the motel. You'd also see that that 65 dollar payment was from cashapp and that 50 whatever payment was from a different card. That different card is her main direct deposit and she had to pull that 50 from the instapay app because we had to pay the 75 nightly rate plus 40 and change that was past due. I mentioned that earlier in the thread.

You call them hoes and ask them why they changed their rates recently since you wanna be Sherlock Holmes. I already explained this shyt in detail at least a couple times and you been in here the whole time and you been wrong as fukk the whole time.

Tryna give me a deadline to come and explain some shyt that I either explained or already posted. Whether you knew what ESA was or not, why did other posters correct you and all they did was Google? But you wanna be an investigator?

 

[KBtheKey]

Continue



And you do realize that everything else is way better proof than an empty bank account, right? Anybody can have an empty bank account. You could have a million dollars in one account and 500 empty accounts.

And before you even try it, I send everything to wife's account because as you can see my borrow is owed and I don't want it to take anything out.

And I already posted proof the vehicle was repo'd with email from the financing company. That's shyt that you asked for.

I might be broke as fukk because of a string of careless idiotic decisions, but at the very least I know how to read.

 

[KBtheKey]

And stop DMing me dude I'm not replying to you anymore