Like dude walks up to your door
And your like "yo, so I lost my credit card, I'll go write you a check real quick"
Then he's like "oh hell no, and you better tip my ass too mother ufkcer"
Then you like "yo, lemme do like a down payment or something, you guys got layaway"
Pizza guys is like "this isn't ufkcen Chevy dealership, give me the damn money or I'm leaving"
Like imagine paying a down payment on a pizza, pay it off in like 2015 lol
Have it on your credit history, yea takes this dude like half a year to pay off a pizza man, tsk tsk
On a side note I went to costco and ate the whole pizza myself in one sitting
And your like "yo, so I lost my credit card, I'll go write you a check real quick"
Then he's like "oh hell no, and you better tip my ass too mother ufkcer"
Then you like "yo, lemme do like a down payment or something, you guys got layaway"
Pizza guys is like "this isn't ufkcen Chevy dealership, give me the damn money or I'm leaving"
Like imagine paying a down payment on a pizza, pay it off in like 2015 lol
Have it on your credit history, yea takes this dude like half a year to pay off a pizza man, tsk tsk
On a side note I went to costco and ate the whole pizza myself in one sitting
