Can you quote Eminem ?

[PhonZhi]

Slim Shady!!!!!..........hotter than a set of twin babies!!!

 

[ROFL_GUY]

I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check
Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt

 

[ROFL_GUY]

My life is full of empty promises
And broken dreams
I'm hoping things will look up
But there ain't no job openings

 

[Consigliere]

I just, beat you to death with weapons that eat through the flesh
And I never eat you unless the fukkin, meat looks fresh
I got a lion in my pocket, I'm lyin, I got a nine in my pocket
and baby I'm just, dyin to cock it

 

[ROFL_GUY]

I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer



Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless
Snakes slither in the grass spineless

 

[VanVanCity]

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fukk if this chick was my own mother
I still fukk her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

sat down beside her like a spida hi there girl u might of/heard of me before see whore your the kinda girl that i a/sault in rape and figure y not try to make your p*ssy wider/fukk u with an umbrella then open it up while the shyts inside ya

it might not be all the way right, but i kept listening to that verse over & over awhile back just so i could say it out loud,lol

 

[ROFL_GUY]

There's people that love me and people that hate me
But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady



I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames
Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain

 

[ROFL_GUY]

I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shooting up while this record is spinning
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion



then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dikk!




Whipped that shyt out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage

 

[T-K-G]

"vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti "

"You aint no killa you a p*ssy, dat ecstasy done got you all emotional and mushy" murda inc.

"Tank top screamin LOTTO I DONT FIT YOU"





he's got a few but not alot ....regardless Eminem will forever have a pass for giving us the word "stan"

That shyt is so potent you got nikkas who forgot Em penned it, shyt just comes out naturally

Every single thread in the Coli's history has "stan" somewhere in it that shyt is ingrained in the culture

That being said. I've only kept 16 Eminem songs (and thats through is entire catalouge )

 

[AkaDemiK]

i'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis germs
and i'm hotter than my dikk is when i piss and it burns
i'll kick you in the tummy until you sick to ya stomach
and vomit so much blood that ya clothes stick to you from it


Em has BARS for days that you can quote. Don't get me started..

You little motherfukker, Ill make you sit there and make that retarded fukking face without even fukking tasting it, you better lick the fukking plate, you aint wastin it, put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again

And I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there
In one fukking place finnickin til next Thanksgiving and
If you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shyt again
Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shyt

rhyme gawd

 

[Mr. Negative]

Em has BARS for days that you can quote. Don't get me started..

let 'em troll, breh.

"Put your hands down bytch, I ain't gone shoot you. I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you"
wittier than a lotta nikkas whole rap careers.

 

[AkaDemiK]

hand me and 8th, beam me up and land me in space
imma sit on top of the world and spit on brandy and mase

matter of fact...when i hear these opening lines i can zone out and spit entire freestyles

It's only fair to warn i was born with a pair of horns
and metaphors attached to my dang umbilical chords

I do pops pills and keep my tube socks filled
and pop the same shyt that got tupac killed

speed racer, 97 burgundy blazer
wanted for burglary had to ditch the mercury tracer

 

[ROFL_GUY]

It's only fair to warn i was born with a pair of horns
and metaphors attached to my dang umbilical chords

 

[AkaDemiK]

spectacular, battle rap manufacturer
stole your mommas acura, wrecked it and sold it back to her

Peace to thirston howl, AL and wordsworth
my mother smoked crack i had a premature birth
i'm just a nerd cursed with badly disturbed nerves
who wanna be the one to step up and get served first

which is it bytch, mrs. briggs or ms. mathers?
it doesn't matter your attorney fred gibson's a fakkit

nikka!!!!