Can you trust a black man without facial hair?

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I was thinking about shaving off all my facial hair and starting over. I've only been clean shaven once in my life since puberty, and it was accompanied by a bald head so I'm not sure what I'd look like.
I started floating the idea with a few trusted advisers, and with the exception of my mother who told me I'd look handsome not matter what, I got the same response every time:
:huhldup: you can't trust a black man without facial hair :huhldup:

I had heard this before as a kid, and the topic had been brought up in a Boondocks strip, but now that I was about to make this huge life decision, I made a tally of black men without facial hair and reached a disturbing conclusion:

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DUMBED DOWN FOR HIS AUDIENCE TO DOUBLE HIS DOLLARS

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DESTROYING THE BLACK COMMUNITY, ONE FILM AT A TIME

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CONSPIRED TO KILL THE GOOD BROTHER EL-HAJJ MALIK EL-SHABAZZ (BKA MALCOLM X)

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HAS AIDS

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POLITICIAN, SECRET MUSLIM

:whoo:

should I join their ranks :obama:, and work to break barriers for clean-shaven brothers?

or will my facial hair removal mark the beginning of a life absent of morals? :leon:
 

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So you saying nikkas got alter egos once they shave their hair off......what if you can only grow peach fuzz or minimal facial hair???? :ohhh:
 

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No, they're sneaky. They always look like they're :scheme:'in.
 
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