Cant be mad at a breh for trying to eat... but car salesmen have got to be the worst

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Especially used car salesmen.
When them cat latch onto you you have to damn near file a restraining order even when you tell them you're no longer interested :scust:

So ive been thinkign about upgrading my car lately and went and test drove s car this past weekend. Some dealership called "Atlanta Luxury Motors" they have here. Plenty of them all over the city. Last 2 cars i bought was from a reputable dealer (Jim Ellis VolksWagen) so i figured let me give these brothers at ALM a shot.

First of all the minute you show up in the parking lot you feel like a fukkin' sheep at the bottom of a hill and up above it's a bunch of damn wolves staring you down. Park your car and you got 10 sales people just standing outside just waiting. Hollering at you before you even close your car door.

Then speaking to the sales teams this fukka just grabbed my car keys and as if to say you saint getting this sh!t back. If i wasnt a headstrong mother fukker them clowns would have sold me a car i wasnt sure i wanted yet. I feel sorry for mofos who are weak and deaing with them cats.

Like i knew this girl who bought a car and a few months later decided to trade it in for a bigger car (prego with twins). Went to a dealership and somehow got tricked/muscled into signing for another car without actually trading the car she had in. And when she handed them the keys to the old car they looked at her like "oh no we didnt do a trade. Both cars are yours."

Poor girl somehow got tricked into having 2 freakin loans under her name.
 

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My wife's stepdad is a car dealer..... everything is a fukking battle with him. U have to establish dominance and not worry about coming off like a dikk.

Last car I bought the dealer was a real idiot. Took about 4 hours to complete a 1 hour transaction.
 

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Got that 99 Ford Taurus going for cheap

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Gently used wheels

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1 previous owner

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It was an elderly, god fearing couple that died at the same time while parked at Publix

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8,000 and its all yours fam :blessed:
Never been a fan of American cars but i cant front Ford has been putting in work lately. I must say i'm impressed.

But Im looking for something newer. The car i test-drove was an 2013 Audi A4 quatro. The asking price was about $22K I was trying to talk them fown to 20 and also get them to give me a good deal to trade my 2005 VolksWagen thats in great condition. They kept playing games.
I told them fukkas i got a 746 credit score, B. I aint got time for games. I'll know what i want when i see it. We're doing this deal on MY terms :stopitslime:
Edit: Dodge been putting in work too as usual. Chevy bout to get left in the dust.
 

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Got that 99 Ford Taurus going for cheap

:blessed:


Gently used wheels

:blessed:


1 previous owner

:blessed:


It was an elderly, god fearing couple that died at the same time while parked at Publix

:blessed:


8,000 and its all yours fam :blessed:
Ford :mjpsh:
 

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that's why u gotta troll them

i use to go to dealerships knowing i wasnt in the market for shyt

let them come up and try to run game
then just troll the fukk out of them

i would make up better offers from other dealerships and shyt

i would lie and say that my brother was a car salesman in another state
so when they spit some bs i would pretend to step away and call him

normally they try to blow nikkas off

but when they hear you in the military they hop all on your nuts
 

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Check out Marietta luxury motors on Cobb parkway....they seem like a good dealership. Had a buddy get a car from them...he said it went smooth.
 

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Check out Marietta luxury motors on Cobb parkway....they seem like a good dealership. Had a buddy get a car from them...he said it went smooth.
Actually i have an email from them from last wednesday. They called me too but by the time i left ALM it was late so i couldnt make it. THey have the same car for about the same price with less miles. But i wasnt sure if theirs was the quatro, tho.
 

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that's why u gotta troll them

i use to go to dealerships knowing i wasnt in the market for shyt

let them come up and try to run game
then just troll the fukk out of them

i would make up better offers from other dealerships and shyt

i would lie and say that my brother was a car salesman in another state
so when they spit some bs i would pretend to step away and call him

normally they try to blow nikkas off

but when they hear you in the military they hop all on your nuts

While shopping for my last car, I told one of them smug bytches that I wanted to test drive a Tahoe. This muthafukka asked me how was my credit and started laughing. :dwillhuh:



little did he know my shyt A1:jawalrus:
 

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I always found it easy to deal with them when you don't need a car, but just want one.


I find people who work in the TV section of Best Buy to be the worst. They will hover over you until you leave.
 

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I always found it easy to deal with them when you don't need a car, but just want one.
Yup. Same here.

When they sense desperation they will terrorize you. But good thing i drove in with my current car looking good as fukk.

Same things works for job searches too. When employers and recruiters KNOW you are currently not working they feel like they can low-ball you
 
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