Captain America, Brave New World Official Thread

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can't stop thinking about this dud - even little innocous shyt was dumb:
-dude surfs a missile, and it looks so damn stupid
-he keeps his shield in the small front trunk of a hummer for dumb product placement
-he fights Gus Fring, sets car batteries on fire, they release gas and... what? Gus walks right into the fumes and nothing explodes.
-Torres just straight up picks on Bradley for no fukkin reason other than they're attempting to make him funny i guess?

there were like 3 mildly funny moments in the entire movie. the funniest part was probably Ross pretending to peddle faster on his pelaton when the pointless black chick secret service agent walks in on him. remember her? who the fukk was she?

they gave Sam this military dude and he was presented like an actor we know. everything about that little role felt like, "hey look, it's this guy!" who the fukk was that guy?

this movie has so many problems i'm not even gonna bring up the shield physics, which are even more ridiculous than they were when Steve had it

aight, i'm done.
 

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He was Esposito's character. Someone definitely said "we need someone with more gravitas!” and that character got beefed up in reshoots
wow....that is brutal for Rollins but they weren't wrong. Seth Rollins in that role is like Batroc (good luck remembering him) or Crossbones. Esposito was at least...acting...
 

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wow....that is brutal for Rollins but they weren't wrong. Seth Rollins in that role is like Batroc (good luck remembering him) or Crossbones. Esposito was at least...acting...
the character was probably nothing. he probably had 3 lines. and if he wasn't specifically what Esposito became, he was probably just a henchman type. Giancarlo Esposito is playing a character named "Seth Voelker." have you ever seen a less "Seth Voelker" looking dude in your life? they straight made dude wear blue contacts for no reason other than to look stupid and probably "maybe look more like a Seth Voelker"
 
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