Went and saw this in the movies on Saturday because my lady fashions herself an MCU Stan and she was treating for a change. Normally I'd watch this at the crib. I spent most of the movie tight because the theater fukked up our food order and didn't bring mine out til the shyt was almost over. She got hers maybe halfway. We probably wouldn't have gotten that if I didn't get up to go beef with the kitchen and extort them for a free beer and large popcorn for my inconvenience. I was gone for a minute but shorty said I didn't miss anything which I found....disturbing. Like duke aint even change to Red Hulk yet?? Just knew I was gonna miss it. So I left the theater feeling underwhelmed. But I wasn't sure if it was because I watched the movie mad as fukk basically the whole time.
So I watched it at home yesterday while I was off. Sidenote the rip I watched was super clear and the audio was pristine! I'm glad it wasn't MY $ spent in the theater lol.
It was just aight. I'm not gonna call it wack or trash, but it is the least of the Cap movies and this is NOWHERE NEAR Winter Soldier. I'm black den a mufugga too but there's no need to lie!
shyt that bugs me:
- The Black Captain America thing period. Like Isaiah told him in FAWS...A real nikka wouldn't even take that job. I waited all series for Sam to prove him wrong but the house nikkatry continued and continues in the movie.
- No love interests for Sam and Joaquin but they really enjoyed each others company. The big smiles. The stares. Finding a way to end up touching for some reason in most scenes. Seemed a lil
- Sabra was mad random. "chief of security"? For the president? Not secret service tho? Yeah aight. And where in the fukk did find this female Gnome and cast her?? Too bad Gal Gadot can't act her way out of a wet paper bag, this was her role!
- Isaiah's hair. Why? Why they do us like this? That shyt was mad unnecessary.
- Like my guy on ScreenCrush on Youtube said, the whole movie was told in the previews. We knew who Red Hulk was and when he would turn. They used him in all the promo but was only in the final fight scene. This movie came off scattered and I see now it's because of reshoots and too many writers. This is Ant-Man 1 status. Or is it? I had no expectations for Ant Man 1 and ended up enjoying it. I had expectations for this and ended up disappointed.