Caption Contest: Hard on Hoes Edition (Win $20,000 Coli Cash!!)

[pickles]

Today is a special day for me () so I decided to celebrate by having a caption contest at the coli. I always thought this photo represented thecoli man, swag as fukk, calm, cool, 6 figure salary, etc. being Hard on Hoes.




Back story here.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/this...s-classic-brehs-woooooooooooooooooooo.126930/


WIN $20,000 Coli Cash courtesy of me!!

Instructions:

Caption what ol'boy is thinking.
You can caption what ol'girl is thinking too, but it is optional.

Winners are chosen by daps and what made me laugh.

Get to captioning brehs!!

 

[TEH]

bytch, didn't I tell you no teeth?!

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Him: You can sleep now bytch

Her: All I did was say you shoudnt be wearing black socks with brown shoes

 

[marleyg]

break yo self

 

[the class]

"See what happens when my Mercedes comes back with a scratch?"

 

[Groanman]

Coincidentally, his name is Wayne Brady. And yes, he really did have to choke a bytch.

 

[Amsterdayumn]

bytch they found Dahell but you can't find time to cook a decent meal?

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

No caption just the king of #HOH

 

[The Mad Titan]

!

"Didn't I tell you with cheese last time"

 

[killacal]

:

No caption just the king of #HOH

 

[Sk3ptical]

No caption just the king of #HOH

god damn look at this nikka

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

:

god damn look at this nikka

 

[Cat piss martini]

shhhhhhh.....it'll be over soon.
just walk into the light hoe.......walk into the light.

 

[MikelArteta]

Thought you liked fifty shades of grey

 

[pickles]

bumping my own thread, no fukks given.

20 Gs at stake.

More captions please!!!