The_King_of_Everything
Yeah.
Drake: "sooooo what was it like going down on Larry Johnson!?"
Caption this picture of Jay-Z and Drake
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Drake:...And then I told him I was a HUGE Beyonce fan, right? He thought it wasn't cool the way that reggae nikka Sean Paul called you ugly or whatever. I don't think you're ugly, Jay. I mean... if you WERE, how could you pull Beyonce, right? Right? And this whole "Control" thing, how do you feel about this lil nikka Kendrick? I mean.. Him and your boy Lupe Fiasco is going at it, but Kendrick ain't even responding! And everybody talking about how Kendrick is going at me or whatever, right!? That's how I KNOW I'm the shyt. ALL these nikkas is going at me ALL THE TIME! Kendrick, Pusha T, this no name nikka Papoose... I understand how you was feeling when Takeover came out, right!? Nobody wanna keep your name out they mouth, right!? Oh do you think you can get Nas to do a Song with me, since y'all is like good friends right now? Oh! Hey, did you REALLY pass this Illuminati torch off to Pusha T instead of... somebody else like Wayne? Cause all of these fans is saying it's true but it doesn't make sense hahahahahahahahahaha yeah I know right!? THey only fans what do they know!? Tell me something man to man, breh. How do you pull chicks like Rihanna and Nicki Minaj? Cause I KNOW they feeling me.......
Jay-Z (thinking):Could somebody PLEASE get this lil Jew fukk nikka away from me......
"caption", breh, not write an essay
"caption", breh, not write an essay
you missed the point of Drake being a rambling schoolgirl of a fan as opposed to Hov's blank eyes and tired smile.
Now that I explained it, shyt's dead and useless.
tl;dr indeed.
shoulda wrote "blah blah blah blah blah"" instead.
DRAKE: SO I HIT HIM WITH A BOTTLE JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO.
JAY:
vaudevillevillain
All Star
jay looks uncomfortable
SummerNights
Pro
Drake: how you do this hov
camel: idk, people keep buying HGMC
camel: idk, people keep buying HGMC
dude please stop posting in the booth cuz that Avi......
it's too much....
I can't stop chuckling
Can you believe that people thought i put your daughter on my album cover?
It's just that expression goes with his posts.. I can't explain it, the shyt pops out can't help but be like wtfThat avi is gay as fukk
Ultimate Warrior
All Star
dude's hand clap......
**snorts 29seconds**
"Let Queen Bey know,I can keep those Honey Blonde roots, honey blonde.