Carl Winslow Deserved Better, brehs

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Carl was smashing his Harriet's sister (the single mom) :takedat:


That's the only thing that keep him there. :yeshrug:
shyt he should’ve been for all the shyt he was doing

Both harriet and her sister should’ve been walking around ass nekkid feeding him grapes in the master bedroom
 
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Harriet don't look as bad as young me remembers. If she threw it at me, I'd smash. :mjgrin:
 

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Trash Take.

Most of Carl’s problems were self-inflicted. Lowkey he was a Fuk-Up.

He was a big dude with the initials C.O.W. He never stood a chance.

He used to go on rants, and then Harriett would son it with one line.

He gave up the secret entrance for Soldier Field on TV. Now it ain’t a secret anymore, Carl!

Harriett’s boss came over and was an a$$hole - he ain’t do chit, Harriett had to

He a cop and never sent out an Amber Alert for his daughter. She just was gone.

He never took Li’l Richie to the barber to fix that chit on his head. Even Quik & Eiht got braids in ‘95

He killed Pablo…and allegedly Mr. Fluffkins

He put Aunt Clotilda’s ashes in the trash can

How your son gonna be your boss at Mighty Weenie, nicca? I woulda addressed that in the interview

Laura gets into Harvard, and he talmbat he ain’t got the bread. WTF?
Nicca - you a cop, extort some muthafuccas!
Or put some racks in Steve’s Duplication Chamber!
I’m saying - think outside the box…you know damn well if the show was on cable, Laura woulda hit The Pole for dat scroll


Carl needed to get his chit together.
The show makes me furious as an adult. I approve this message :russ: Like you really let this dude move in after causing thousands in damage to your home weekly. Man almost got you ate by a stray cat while you’re busy being mesmerized because the food is big now :mjlol: that show is crazy now
 

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It's always interesting watching something you watched as a kid from the perspective of an adult
 

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nikka drove a car through the front door

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-I would put hands on his nerdy ass. Choked him out with them goofy ass suspenders
- Rachel's Place ain't make no $$$? Did she ever move out?
-Judy could have fixed the living room with her Only fans money
-remember that ol playa that was piping the grandma?
-why Waldo wasn't in a slow class?
-didnt that Bumper Robinson dude tey to smash every sitcom daughter?

 
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One of the things I admit that use to irritate me is when Carl snaps and tells Steve off...they used to have Steve be like I'm sorry big guy I'll leave or some shyt like that with the sad voice track...I'm like why you trying to make Steve the victim? :heh:
Bruh. This nikka literally threatened to move to Russia if Laura picked Stefan over him. Then she went for that shyt. Stefan was never presented as the bad guy. Laura was never shown to not be attracted to him anymore. The show didn't even give him the dignity of showing him get rejected. She just told Steve she picked him and we never saw or heard about Stefan again. The romance in this show is trash.
 

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The family music video was the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen from a black sitcom :mjlol: .

The lesson behind this episode is garbage. Eddie was an ass and took over the band, telling Steve to only focus the camera on him. His bandmates left the band leaving Eddie alone. Instead of Eddie learning a lesson, he fukking won the competition with his family. He didn't regret his actions. We didn't even get an old sitcom lesson of the day sit down. He just won as if his band was wrong for leaving him even though the fukking family called him out on his bullshyt.
 

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-I would put hands on his nerdy ass. Choked him out with them goofy ass suspenders
- Rachel's Place ain't make no $$$? Did she ever move out?
-Judy could have fixed the living room with her Only fans money
-remember that ol playa that was piping the grandma?
-why Waldo wasn't in a slow class?
-didnt that Bumper Robinson dude tey to smash every sitcom daughter?

 

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Might watch some episodes later cause of this thread.
 
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