**You decide to celebrate your mom and dad with a Anniversary cruise, you're spending time with them, eating food with other people in the dining area.
Somebody walks in with a blue tooth speaker and the volume cranked: "nikka THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE, CHILLING ON A CRUISE. IMMA COME THROUGH AND KILL THE WHOLE CREW."
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**You and your wife just got married. She's surprised you with a nice cruise. Your kids are playing nearby...**
Somebody walks in with a blue tooth speaker and the volume cranked: "PUT THAT p*ssy IN HIS FACE LET HIM KNOW YOU A STAR. GO TO THE BAR, LEAVE THEM KIDS IN THE CAR.
(they ain't his!)"