Cat nearly kills husband as wife stands on table with trash can in fear and pretends to help

[Second Chance Lance]

To help the wife around the house
by u/ArteHokage in therewasanattempt

cat is on demon time

 

[CopiousX]

That creature weighs less than 20 pounds and a grown 160lb man is running away like it's a tiger.

 

[Son Goku]

Own cats, crehs.

 

[Nabs]

Came home smelling like another kitty

 

[Second Chance Lance]

That creature weighs less than 20 pounds and a grown 160lb man is running away like it's a tiger.

You try to kick a rabid cat breh. They cat rotate they bodies mid air and claw into your skin.

 

[TQbrit]

Still cats >>> dogs

 

[CopiousX]

You try to kick a rabid cat breh. They cat rotate they bodies mid air and claw into your skin.

You can literally crush it's head by sitting down breh.


If I were to quote another eloquent coliPoster, @MischievousMonkey , "[your] ancestors were fighting sabertooth tigers and mammoths... to survive....If they had this reasoning, there would never have been a human civilization".
-M.M.


So how you gonna run away from 15lb purring mammal in front of your wife?



Might as well call that p*ssy cat Daddy. Cause that's his house now.

 

[TEH]

footage of earlier that day

 

[The BasedFather]

What happens when you don’t lay the laws on p*ssy

p*ssy gets out of control and wants to do whatever it wants

Remember brehs, put your foot down and show the p*ssy who’s boss so it doesn’t act like that

 

[Contrefaire]

That video is what solidified my opinion that I'm not built to be a parent. Because my first thought was to beat the cat with said trashcan without remorse

 

[3rdWorld]

Cats cannot truly be tamed..they remain wild animals even when domesticated..they still retain their survival instincts. That's why any domesticated cat left alone will still easily hunt and survive..

 

[Hey_zeus]

Lil heaux getting Baxter'd fukkin with me.

 

[old pig]

was that bytch holding a popcorn bucket?

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

You can literally crush it's head by sitting down breh.


If I were to quote another eloquent coliPoster, @MischievousMonkey , "[your] ancestors were fighting sabertooth tigers and mammoths... to survive....If they had this reasoning, there would never have been a human civilization".
-M.M.


So how you gonna run away from 15lb purring mammal in front of your wife?



Might as well call that p*ssy cat Daddy. Cause that's his house now.

Why would he want to kill a family pet?

 

[null]

That creature weighs less than 20 pounds and a grown 160lb man is running away like it's a tiger.

coli: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/giant-rat-vs-dogset-and-catset-both-at-the-same-damn-time.762820