Went to a BBQ, I went around greeting everyone & introducing myself, then went to the lounge full of kids to quickly say hie & dip to go get a beer & some food. As soon as I said hie, some 8/9 year old girl screamed "You soooooooo SHORT!!!!!!"
Damn the ether was lethal, I spent half of the BBQ sitting down
My sister got a haircut the other day so I said to my niece, "your mum looks really good with her hair like that."
The 5 year old goes, "no she doesn't"with that same expression.
When I began dating my girl, she was running late for our date, so I met her youngest kid while she was getting ready. After about 5 minutes the kid tells me that "I'm uglier than Mason."
Mason was their Shepard/Boxer mix...
Put my shyt in a backpack
. I was 
on the outside, but internally I was 
and she asked :what are you stooopid??" all I could respond with was no that's not nice. I kept playing with her forcefully.
Was at my sister's house spending the weekend and I hadn't cut my hair so I wasn't my typical clean cut, on top of that I had just woken up I hadn't taken a shower nor combed my hair.
Niece: It looks like you have a bee hive on your head.
Me: You have big clown feet and your mother doesn't love you
I'm not even playing, I swear to god I said this. I can't help it, I have a hair trigger tongue, every age will, can and has gotten clapped if they initiate with me.
Ouch....fuk!When I began dating my girl, she was running late for our date, so I met her youngest kid while she was getting ready. After about 5 minutes the kid tells me that "I'm uglier than Mason."
Mason was their Shepard/Boxer mix...
......... but on the inside
My 8 year old be saying some shyt that might end up having cps on my door step.
Lil man: dad can i play xbox,its the weekend.
Me: nah, u fukked up in school and i told u ur grounded for a week and no xbox.
Lil man: *looks on couch and notcies my blanket and pillow*
Lil man: looks like mommy grounded u from your own bed
Me:
I was playing mine craft with my lil cousin and I didn't know how to build
