Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[Clay Puppington]

My 8 year old be saying some shyt that might end up having cps on my door step.

Lil man: dad can i play xbox,its the weekend.

Me: nah, u fukked up in school and i told u ur grounded for a week and no xbox.

Lil man: *looks on couch and notcies my blanket and pillow*

Lil man: looks like mommy grounded u from your own bed


Me: ......... but on the inside

OH MY GOD LMAO. Better put lil man in boxing classes so y'all can square up in a couple years

 

[patscorpio]

My 8 year old be saying some shyt that might end up having cps on my door step.

Lil man: dad can i play xbox,its the weekend.

Me: nah, u fukked up in school and i told u ur grounded for a week and no xbox.

Lil man: *looks on couch and notcies my blanket and pillow*

Lil man: looks like mommy grounded u from your own bed


Me: ......... but on the inside

The belt would have been whipped out so fast if my son dared to ether me like that

 

[Bboystyle]

The belt would have been whipped out so fast if my son dared to ether me like that

stop hitting my kid since he was 5






















































































he knows about CPS and telling the school

 

[Road20]

I was taking stuff out to the car one day and when I came back inside, my daughter and son ran to the door. My daughter shouted, "yay!! mommy's home! oh, nevermind. It's just daddy. come on emory."

shyt low key hurt my soul

 

[Kairi Irving]

stop hitting my kid since he was 5






















































































he knows about CPS and telling the school

A CAC teacher probably told him

 

[Wildin]

So my nephew is playing Mario Odyssey and he says to his 4 year old sister "you stink" to which she simply replies "You stink" and he says "you're a stinky girl"

It was at this moment that time seemed to slowdown. It was like slow motion, she stood up on the couch, she took a breath, then paused and you could see the wheels turning and she says "Nobody likes you because you're a loser." In just the most matter of fact tone.

I chuckled. I laughed aloud but the brutal honesty sent a wave of ether through the room and I was like

I can't front she's probably my favorite living person yesterday she was playing pj masks and she's running around jumping over mega blocks that she was pretending was a city , keep in mind she's playing all the characters and she said

Bad guy: "Hahaha I'll get you!'
*switches character* oh no, you destroyed everything! It's ruined......you ruined it.....................(in a sad tone) God damn......."


Not damn it, or God damn it just........ God damn.


She knew she messed up cause she immediately looked around the room.

 

[Cuban Pete]

Dont have any funny kids in my life but my mom told me that once when I was like 5 we were in the Elevator with this older lady that had an eye patch on

I stared at her til we got to the last floor, turned around and said to my mom

Me: Mommy, that lady is a PIRATE

Mom:

Pirate Lady:

 

[gldnone913]

she won't leave me alone, mayne

Me watching the news: Man, white folks are out of control

My daughter: You're white




Me:

 

[General Mills]

A couple of years ago my niece looked me up n down and said

Niece - Unc you are getting FAT!

Me - No IM NOT!


Niece - Yes you AREEEE

Me - Im not fat. Im big boned.

Niece - Yeah you got a big bone in your ass.

Me -

 

[Geek Nasty]

Man i could rep 1/2 the posts here, this is a goat thread

 

[Chrishaune]

When you get to that age they are scared to say shyt around you

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Dont have any funny kids in my life but my mom told me that once when I was like 5 we were in the Elevator with this older lady that had an eye patch on

I stared at her til we got to the last floor, turned around and said to my mom

Me: Mommy, that lady is a PIRATE

Mom:

Pirate Lady:

 

[Milk N Cookies]

A couple of years ago my niece looked me up n down and said

Niece - Unc you are getting FAT!

Me - No IM NOT!


Niece - Yes you AREEEE

Me - Im not fat. Im big boned.

Niece - Yeah you got a big bone in your ass.

Me -

So u gone drop a short story.... what about a new General Mills (L)Ife Story?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

switches character* oh no, you destroyed everything! It's ruined......you ruined it.....................(in a sad tone) God damn......."
Not damn it, or God damn it just........ God damn.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I gotta be careful in what I do and say around my 11 year old second cousin. I gotta tip toe whenever he's around so he doesn't release those flutes on me. little bytchass nikka got a sharp mouth on him. He got that from his ashy mother .He's stays getting in trouble in class for his mouth.

Spawn of Satan

Lil nikka looking at you like "what's good unc what you got on my x box"