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my mama hated cats and we grew up hating cats too because we were told stories about how cats killed newborns by sucking their oxygen.
That's an old wives tale. Where that came from is because cats are drawn to heat, and they've sometimes accidentally smothered babies by cuddling up to them and their body heat.
 

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That's why our noble ancestors of the motherland owned and respected cats. They are Gods, like us.

Only cacs are the ones who worship dogs :scusthov: Love em so much they kiss on em and shyt, and even value their lives more than nikkas, yet you have c00n ass nikkas in here talking bout I LOVE DOGS! Yes, you love an obedient, simple minded beast that needs a leader to exist, are pathetic attention whores and can't survive in the wild once domesticated. Cats, however, will hit the ground running in the wild and adapt no prob. Plus, a lot of dog owners are stupid as fukk and entitled anyways, like those dumb fukks who let their dog roll all up on you talking bout IT DONT BITE! Nah breh, fukk your fakkit ass dog, and fukk you, and get it away before I kick its ribcage into pieces then steal off on you if you don't like the shyt :francis:
This shyt got me rolling:laff:
 

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my mama hated cats and we grew up hating cats too because we were told stories about how cats killed newborns by sucking their oxygen.


Yooooo :russ:

My mom has said the same thing about cats lol. Me and my sister asked her why and she said because she woke up one night with a cat huddled over her mouth trying to suck her soul from her lungs.

Me and my sister just gave her the

:merchant::beli::usure:

I had no idea that was a common thought until you posted that.

Cats are the shyt tho

:blessed:

Are you from the south? Because my moms is from a small town in northern Florida
 

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Cats smell like shyt and make your clothes smell like shyt. fukk them i despise them
 

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Cats are the best! I feed like 50-11 strays that live in my neighborhood.
 

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Stupid b*stards. :scust:
 
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