catset outsmarts dogset again

[JLova]

Catset across the belly

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

If you were on a plane with a dog and open the door and threw out bacon...dogset dumb ass would jump out the door after the bacon

if you were on a plane with a cat and open the door Catset would sink it’s nails into your skin holding on for dear life

Cats can't even judge distance correctly

 

[It's been real]

Cats can't even judge distance correctly

Holy shyt, I can't stop laughing

 

[Elle Seven]

If you were on a plane with a dog and open the door and threw out bacon...dogset dumb ass would jump out the door after the bacon

if you were on a plane with a cat and open the door Catset would sink it’s nails into your skin holding on for dear life

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Holy shyt, I can't stop laughing

 

[It's been real]

Freh really tried to hit his prey with this

 

[FaTaL]

If you were on a plane with a dog and open the door and threw out bacon...dogset dumb ass would jump out the door after the bacon

if you were on a plane with a cat and open the door Catset would sink it’s nails into your skin holding on for dear life

Reminds me of the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly on Ozarks

 

[bnew]

What value do cats add to society? I’ve never seen a seeing eye cat, or a bomb sniffing kitten.

they kill rodents

 

[Speaking Womanese]

they kill rodents

They don’t, they just play with them and the rodent’s end up dying from getting clawed by accident.

My sister’s cat has brought in a mouse more than once and the vet told her that’s the cat’s way of contributing to the household.

 

[Address_Unknown]

If you were on a plane with a dog and open the door and threw out bacon...dogset dumb ass would jump out the door after the bacon

if you were on a plane with a cat and open the door Catset would sink it’s nails into your skin holding on for dear life

......while you scream and flail, because it's embedding it's claws into your flesh. You'd move around, lose your footing as the cat continues to claw and scratch at your skin as it fights to SAVE ITSELF, then you BOTH tumble out the open door because of the suction and your kitten floats to safety while you end up a blood pumpkin on the city streets.

But I guess mittens would be holding you away from the open door while simultaneously landing the plane cause ..you know ..it's a cat.

 

[Mike Nasty]

What value do cats add to society?

They're pretty good at killing mice. When they would feed the stray cats at work, the cats would always leave mice at the door. You'd never even see mice running around, but the cats would always seem to find one.

 

[Mike Nasty]

They don’t, they just play with them and the rodent’s end up dying from getting clawed by accident.

Yes they do. They would ALWAYS chew the heads off mice and baby rabbits, and leave the rest.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

If you were on a plane with a dog and open the door and threw out bacon...dogset dumb ass would jump out the door after the bacon

if you were on a plane with a cat and open the door Catset would sink it’s nails into your skin holding on for dear life

When I lived a different life way back in the day, some dudes put me on a lick with some pounds and coke. Now these dudes was scary as hell. They called me one day like yo, they not home and we just got in the house. I say wtf you calling me for

They said it was a dog there and they was scared. I’m like

So they came to my house mid robbery for for help. All I can think to do is grab 2 steaks out of the freezer. Get over there, and the dog is not even visible. I’m like what y’all scared for. Then I see a big ass dog. But it wasn’t no threat. I threw the frozen steaks on the kitchen floor and the dog went and licked them for a few seconds and went bout his business Leaving me to walk around that bytch freely. Even started following me around, but not in a threatening way, but more like he was trying to help. Lost all respect for dogs that day smh

 

[ba'al]

What type of demonic overgown rats ya'll got where you from where cats won't catch and eat em?

They don’t, they just play with them and the rodent’s end up dying from getting clawed by accident.

My sister’s cat has brought in a mouse more than once and the vet told her that’s the cat’s way of contributing to the household.

Dogset trying to spread disinformation now.

 

[The Guru]

Dogs, it turns out, have about twice the number of neurons in their cerebral cortexes than what cats have, which indicates they are about twice as intelligent.

Dogs got so many neurons they just bite small children and slobber all over themselves. All dem damn neurons for no reason.