Caucasians Trying To Speak To You With Outdated or Current Street Slang Unappreciation

Mowgli

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Y'all know what I'm talking about.

You could be Carlton Banks or Denzel Washington and eventually if you're around white people long enough they will try to put you in the box they want you to be in.

Hey, bro
Yo yo yo my g
What's cracking
You DA man.....:aicmon:
Just dealing with these thots out here
<recites wu tang lyrics while staring at you>
Uses the word be incorrectly in a sentence on the job. "That be right"
Refer to women as hoes with a snoop accent. :snoop:

It's condescending it's disgusting and its not helping foster some kind of bond between us where we can relate to one another better. Talk like a fukking mature man talks to another grown ass man so I don't have to put You in a box of people I don't fukk with professionally or casually.

Chapelle show is over. Please stop reciting lines from it around black people you wa t to relate to.

I don't have every episode of the boondocks memorized.

Please stop using hiphop slang that in your heart you know you are only using because a black person is around. You sound CORNY AS fukk and any smile we give you in response is forced in a way to show pity on you for having the courage to humiliate yourself like that.

Ever seen this?
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It's not our face to indicate we are humored it's our face of wow that was corny as fukk i hope he doesn't ever do that again in my presence.

Please take heed bear witness to these truths and adjust accordingly.
 

Dank Hill

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I know exactly what you're talking about. shyt gets tiring when you never bring up race or think about it only for one or more of your white "buddies" to bring it up all the time in some kind of way.

Like I said before, and they wonder why I only hang out with my own kind these days
 

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Chapelle show is over. Please stop reciting lines from it around black people you wa t to relate to.

I don't have every episode of the boondocks memorized.
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If a cac can throw in a few obscure Chappelle or Boondocks references, they're alright in my book. I'm not going to invite them over my house to fukk my sister, but I'd kick it with them :ehh:
 

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I know exactly what you're talking about. shyt gets tiring when you never bring up race or think about it only for one or more of your white "buddies" to bring it up all the time in some kind of way.

Like I said before, and they wonder why I only hang out with my own kind these days
It's like they have a character in their mind of what you're supposed to be and try to draw it out of you with these goofy ass catch phrases . It's insulting and it's stupid.

It's like if I randomly put on my most Caucasian sounding accent and said

Totally radical

Everytime a white person helped me with something. It would start to wear on them.
 

The5thLetter

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I see it all the time. White men will be in the presence of a black man and act a damn fool like "yoooooooo wassup daawg?!" "My man!" While having his limp wrist in the air waiting for a dap/hug combo :scust:
 
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