Caucasians Trying To Speak To You With Outdated or Current Street Slang Unappreciation

[Mowgli]

Subconsciously alot of white people don't realize that their idea of a REAL black person Is a stereotype they've seen in the media. They cannot separate these images from the people they meet in real life. You cant get out the box because to them were all like that or not really black.

To the point where now when they speak amongst themselves they will refer to a black person. As not being REAL black if he carries himself outside their box. They need to k ow that you can cater to even the slightest form of programmed ignorance associated with black people.

They used to call black people who tried to carry themselves on an educated manner zip c00ns.


This was a popular song back in the day whos melody many of us heard in our Saturday morning cartoons.

Ol zip c00n is a learneded scholar...Leanrded...

so there is a legacy behind whites patronizing you with so called hood talk.

To counter this many of us go extra hard to not live up to these stereotypes but again at that point. .....you are no longer black, to whites and also your own people.

 

[-DMP-]

Slap me some skin, my main main

Fashizzle, catch ya on the flip side my nizzle :smugfarve:

-DMP-

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Buddy is the worst

Yea but they call each other buddy too. Id rather them address me the same way they do each other than put on a front

 

[Soundwave]

Fashizzle, catch ya on the flip side my nizzle :smugfarve:

-DMP-

fukking A, dude

You're my motherchuckin ninja

 

[Trajan]

I still say whats cracking

I see it all the time. White men will be in the presence of a black man and act a damn fool like "yoooooooo wassup daawg?!" "My man!" While having his limp wrist in the air waiting for a dap/hug combo

oh fasho, shyt is mad wack g.

-DMP-

And they all wanna do the little snap of the fingers after the dap

Slap me some skin, my main main

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Mowgli]

Cant front tho white folks do know how to party. Theyre mad generous with the booze and the weed

Yea they are generous with most things that are bad for you.

Try these pills bro get you fukkkkkkkked up.

Toke toke toke toke toke

Drink drink drink drink drink

fukk her ass fukk her ass fukk her ass

Wanna do a few lines?

Chug chug chug chug chug

 

[Mowgli]

I see it all the time. White men will be in the presence of a black man and act a damn fool like "yoooooooo wassup daawg?!" "My man!" While having his limp wrist in the air waiting for a dap/hug combo

I hit I'm with the and just say.

Come on shake my hand stop that. That limp wristed dap hug combo is so frail. We're at work. Stoppit.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Yea they are generous with most things that are bad for you.

Lol I wont eat the food tho. Nobody wants no damn casserole

 

[Malta]

They still say "Badonkadonk"

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Cray cray was the nail in the coffin

 

[flea]

45 year old white guy came up to me at the bar once and asked me if i had any "chuck norris" for sale. I wasnt selling anything at the time so I told him no. What the fukk is chuck norris? i didnt know if he was talking about coke or heroin. lol @ how white people think all hispanic people sell powder

 

[Nymeria]

I was in a group interview, and we had to write out our names and fold the paper to stand in front of us. This goofy ass white man looked at mine, and was like "Say my name, say my name!"

I'm like, why you assume I know the lyrics to that song

 

[iBrowse]

College was the WORST....each year except my senior () my roommates always came at me trying to do that chicken wing-armed dap saying that "what up dawg" shyt while putting the artificial bass in their voice while using every opportunity to remind me that they loved the Rick James skit from The Chappelle Show. I swear to god one time someone from my hall knocked on my door asking if I sold weed.

 

[Won Won]

Cray cray was the nail in the coffin

 

[Mowgli]

They largely do not take conversation with black people seriously which is why damn near every interaction may be prefaced with some kind of joke or have some form of passive ignorance.

Yes great way to relate be ignorant. Stop it its disgusting