Caucasians Trying To Speak To You With Outdated or Current Street Slang Unappreciation

[SanchoPanda]

Happens to me all the time but I'm Mexican, shyt pisses me the fukk off

Person- HOLA compadre

Me- hello sir( clearly showing I speak English ).

Person- como estas

Me - I'm doing well( at this point I have the .

shyt happens all the time . It makes me mad. I'm clearly fluent in English and you're speaking to me like I pick tomatoes in the field . ( no hate on people that do that they actually make decent money, but most don't speak English, that's reality)​

I tell everyone that does this I don't speak Spanish. With the Face. It's fukken hilarious seen their face go from To In seconds.

Just a couple days ago this white kid asks me. "How do you say... In Spanish" I didn't even hear let him finish. I just asked him "so what school are you shooting up tomorrow.?"

 

[Wild self]

"hey Tyrone....what ever happened to Fiddy cent?"

that shyt happened around 2010 when Ross took over and many of them were that Fif lost that battle.

Thread got me to crunk. Bout to raise the roof in this mofo.

-DMP-

White girls do it too, I was at this lounge w/ my friend and a swarm of them came over to us while we were sitting to ask if we could teach them how to dougie and this was well after the dougie craze died

 

[The Real]

Lucky you turned off that rep you coward

I didn't turn off rep, though. Last time I got rep was a few days ago. Why are you so mad anyway?

 

[Wild self]

I knew a guy in high school that would intentionally say "let's get it crunkin' "

Crunkin'

 

[The Real]

@Mowgli , I hope you feel less emotional now that you got that neg rep out of your system.

 

[Hugs]

If a cac can throw in a few obscure Chappelle or Boondocks references, they're alright in my book. I'm not going to invite them over my house to fukk my sister, but I'd kick it with them

Cause that's your job, right?

 

[Gizza]

i always flip it and say hello or hi ya doing....they looked dumb founded....same with music....i tell them im into soul and dont fukk with this bullshyt rap music

On Tues this bytch playin country on her phone, she says "what do you wanna hear? I dnt have any rap" (This story will remind you lil nikkaz, they may be "cool" but they show their true cac ways) so I humor this sloppy bytch "I listen to anything unless it promotes homosexuality" they ask "how about queen" so i rip off mad songs then she plays some bs n I knw who it is(90's era grunge rocc wuteva) Goddamn I swear mayne. Just mind fuk these clowns, then they get the message.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

What would happen if a gringuito came up to a latino and said any of the following:

Onda guey!!!!
WEPA!!!!!!
Como tu ta mani?

Don't know. Don't give a shyt.

 

[TRFG]

I tell everyone that does this I don't speak Spanish. With the Face. It's fukken hilarious seen their face go from To In seconds.

Just a couple days ago this white kid asks me. "How do you say... In Spanish" I didn't even hear let him finish. I just asked him "so what school are you shooting up tomorrow.?"

 

[Mowgli]

I tell everyone that does this I don't speak Spanish. With the Face. It's fukken hilarious seen their face go from To In seconds.

Just a couple days ago this white kid asks me. "How do you say... In Spanish" I didn't even hear let him finish. I just asked him "so what school are you shooting up tomorrow.?"

The mexican ladies at my job always encourage me to speak spanish. You're discouraging my spanish.

 

[Drones]

I have a cac friend who does this. What I've figured out is that they listen to our music, try to purge some of the slang from it and repeat it to each other. When they say it to you they're basically testing it out to see if it's still 'cool' to say. It's strange how much they want to be like us.

Here's a screenshot, I'm the blue messages:

 

[Mowgli]

I have a cac friend who does this. What I've figured out is that they listen to our music, try to purge some of the slang from it and repeat it to each other. When they say it to you they're basically testing it out to see if it's still 'cool' to say. It's strange how much they want to be like us.

Here's a screenshot, I'm the blue messages:

That shyt will give you a seizure.

 

[cheek100]

Yea man I see that shyt a mile away.. They start tryna convince me they know hip hop
They start askin wat the deely yo
Cac at the job asked me if I ever heard of "j dolla"
Any talk of nas

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

I hate when white dudes always wanna call us brotha, or boss, or chief lol. They all like that Biz Markie song Just a Friend too

whats wrong with that?



I say that to my black breh's all the time

 

[deeznuts]

Refer to women as hoes with a snoop accent.

tell me u made this one up