Caught Jerking off

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you white?
i get tired of hearing that "... of color" shyt be thrown around left and right.
nothing worse than hearing white people and c00ns say that shyt 20 times in a class.
No I'm black.
I'm not a c00n either.
I didn't just put black, because I like the men in the videos to not be white (or Asian)
 

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No I'm black.
I'm not a c00n either.
I didn't just put black, because I like the men in the videos to not be white (or Asian)
i didn't call you a c00n i just said that its mostly c00ns who say that politically correct bullshyt.

saying person of color is an easy way for c00ns to disassociate themselves from being black. and still lumping blacks and latinos into one monolith, perpetuating the racial dichotomy instead of breaking it down.
 

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i didn't call you a c00n i just said that its mostly c00ns who say that politically correct bullshyt.

saying person of color is an easy way for c00ns to disassociate themselves from being black. and still lumping blacks and latinos into one monolith, perpetuating the racial dichotomy instead of breaking it down.

Stop crying, coloured bytch.
 

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So I'm pretty sure I just caught my 'neighbor' jerking off.
I don't know if he's actually the new neighbor or not. The original owners of the house are white, the guy I saw was white. The people that we're moving stuff in were black, and I assumed they were the new neighbors.
Anyway, I was walking up the stairs to go to my room. I just so happen to look out the window. I see someone sitting on a bed, jerking off. I was staring cuz I. Wasn't sure what I was seeing. Oddly enough I didn't get turned on. Anyway, he must have noticed me looking because he got up quickly and went somewhere. When he got up, it didn't look like he had any pants on.


So anyways, have you guys ever got caught jerking off?
never got caught ever... had one close call in middle school tho.
 

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never got caught ever... had one close call in middle school tho.
Tell us about it.

That reminds me. I almost walked in on my brother once.
Idk if he just started, was about to start, or just finished. But I went into his room to use his remote control, because I. Couldn't find mine. He was sitting on the floor, and thankfully there was a big chair that was blocking his body, so I didn't see anything below his chest. Anyway, he had his right hand up, and it was shiny (like covered in Vaseline or lotion). :scusthov:
I said, 'sorry, I just came for the remote', turned back around and went to my room.
A few minutes later he came in my room, gave me the remote, and told me to knock next time because he "could have been doing something" :scusthov:
I did not want to touch that remote. I don't remember how old we were, maybe like 14?
 

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I walked into this chicks barracks room and she was on her bed laid up playing with her p*ssy watching "Friends":russ:

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The fukk?
 

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Tell us about it.

That reminds me. I almost walked in on my brother once.
Idk if he just started, was about to start, or just finished. But I went into his room to use his remote control, because I. Couldn't find mine. He was sitting on the floor, and thankfully there was a big chair that was blocking his body, so I didn't see anything below his chest. Anyway, he had his right hand up, and it was shiny (like covered in Vaseline or lotion). :scusthov:
I said, 'sorry, I just came for the remote', turned back around and went to my room.
A few minutes later he came in my room, gave me the remote, and told me to knock next time because he "could have been doing something" :scusthov:
I did not want to touch that remote. I don't remember how old we were, maybe like 14?
I was just getting started... it wasn't even to real porn or anything.. heard some footsteps

... it was my mom:damn:!

she called my name i was like oh shyt... Tucked my shyt upwards in my basketball shorts... around the waste part.. and my tshirt was extra baggy... changed the channel real quick... and tried to play it off. I was like 11-12... i was good tho didn't get caught.

I learned early in the game...don't get caught.

I got caught w pron tho like 3 times by my pops never jerking off... and once they found a playboy mag in my bookbag. LOLOLOLOL
 
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