Caught Jerking off

[JAY?]

I caught a guy I was talkin to jerkin off after I told him I think about sex more than a dude... He thought the phone was muted.

That's exactly what he wanted u to think
No one likes performing without an audience

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

that looks like some rare ass right there... some range-free ass p*ssy:saddrake:.. that zebra print shows me that you appreciate your african heritage.. i appreciate that:saddrake:.. between me and cornbread, we can increase that ass/hip ratio:wow1:.... are those cotton or polyester?

Spoiler: huhldup

:wow1:just jokes

They're from VS.
The front is a cotton blend. The back is lace.
There's a 10 inch difference between my waist and my hips

 

[beanz]

my uncle got caught by my grandma when he was 17. nikka was naked in his room with porn on the TV and porn on the computer just going ham but he forgot to lock his door.

we still joke on him 10 years later

me myself i got caught once when i first started. i was probably like 12 and taking way too long in the bathroom and my mom figured out whats up. she told me that was evil had me all conflicted for a day or 2

 

[beanz]

edit: double

 

[Broad Street Bully]

'accidentally' getting caught is all about the thrill
Like when ur in a hotel and just sit around naked playing with yourself waiting for the maid and make believe u didn't hear her knocking
Or when u open ur window curtains before taking a shower and start walking around naked
Or when u open the door to Jehovah witnesses with ya dikk on the tip of the pee hole of ya boxers and when she starts talking you move slightly letting it out but u act like u don't know and when she tells u about it u be like huh acting like u didnt hear her just to be exposed a lil bit longer

freak bul

 

[Darts]

@ dudes still talking about the thread topic.

@Luciphen u think this will dead the **** accusations? Post some more pics just in case

 

[Numpsay]

I feel an okie doke coming.

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

@ dudes still talking about the thread topic.

@Luciphen u think this will dead the **** accusations? Post some more pics just in case

Do you know how hard it is to take pictures of yourself with an iPad?

 

[The Don]

I remember one time when my uncle came into town they were using my room to sleep in. One morning when they were downstairs eating breakfast I go in my room pop in the dvd like I'm bout to get a good one in right quick. So right before I my uncle comes in like

Him: What the hell are you doing

Me: uhhhhhhhhh


Him: get your ol nasty ass downstairs before I tell your dad


Me: I'll be down in a minute

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Came in to tell my story but after seeing OP's ass I might potentially have another one.

 

[Ice Cold]

Dang this thread done took a twist!
subs for future developments

 

[Milk N Cookies]

That's exactly what he wanted u to think
No one likes performing without an audience

He did that on purpose?

 

[iBrowse]

damn i missed the second photo @Luciphen dropped

 

[ryshy]

you white?
i get tired of hearing that "... of color" shyt be thrown around left and right.
nothing worse than hearing white people and c00ns say that shyt 20 times in a class.

I thought I was the only one who thought that shyt sounded off

 

[street heat]

i got caught by my ex's mom and honestly it was one of the hottest moments ever