Caught myself Simpin: Just installed a girls brakes and rotors....

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I was a genuinely good dude and still got labeled as a simp I learned the hard way

What's your story?


That's why I ain't no woman. Be damned if I help and get labeled. Not taking no chances gang.

 

[GreenGhxst]

10 mins huh?






yeah ok

 

[Flu Game502]

Sucker c00n shyt :c00nlock:

 

[Easy-E]

Play with her feet...:Ugh5150:

Spend 13 hunnit dollars or let a si.p hook it up?

Hellavu a life

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I can see some front brakes but rotors too nikka?

 

[Originalman]

just pull out your dikk and rub it on her feet when she let you play with them...

 

[The Fade]

she making you wait a whole week to play with her feeteses

 

[A.V.]

yeah....it hit me as she drove off.

the no good nikka (or dyke) in her life is gonna enjoy all that brand new stopping power on my tab

shyt, that was YOU, fam?




Ayo, true story:







Jasmine from Aladdin looking sand cac bytch I been smashing for a minute let me push her V up 95 on the way to dinner the other night






On her dime, of course








Car was a piece of shyt, but handled great! I was brake checking the fukk out nikkas on the highway too









The road head was so mean, I had no choice.... Almost totaled that piece of shyt but I woulda died happy












I nutted all over the dash




















She ain't give a fukk tho, she said she got a thirsty mechanic on retainer...and she don't pay him any mind, let alone money















Fam, you did a good job, I salute u




















I just got out of prison, so I needed this.
























Keep up the good work

 

[Luken]

When are you going to play with her feet?

Was suppose to be yesterday but flopped it....

 

[Luken]

Just changed her tail light too, who designed these piece of shyt cars

I had to take the whole bumper off to change it out

 

[Luken]

10 mins huh?






yeah ok

When you have #transferableskills time is not an issue breh, i can change tractor trailer brakes too in under 30 mins if i wanted to

 

[Rell Lauren]

Just changed her tail light too, who designed these piece of shyt cars

I had to take the whole bumper off to change it out

Aight, now you're just trolling.

 

[Estarossa]

05 Acura TL huh... wait till the transmission goes bad.

 

[WaveMolecules]

Yeah, i sure would overcharge a black woman

and not white she Indian

 

[Brock Landers]

Wait did she pay for the parts at least??? I'd change an oil and filter for some titties but never no god damn brake pads and rotors