Hella fake, but still 

- his breathing is too calm if a bear was behind him
- When we rode bikes, we rocked them to build up speed

- Can't bunny hop over that simple ass branch
- Dem 8 bit sounding gunshots...sounding like something outta bionic commando or mega man












People actually believed this crap? Bears can run 30 mph. The fastest recorded human speed (Usain Bolt) is 27 mph.
You ain't stopping a bear with any small hand guns either. The smith and Wesson 500 is the only gun I would go out into bearville with. These bears will run right through 9, 40, and 45s unless you get them right in the head and chances are with all that adrenaline you'll be shooting the body only....if that.