Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Met a lot of ballplayers but the ones that stood out were Lisa Leslie, Bobby Jackson and Ron Artest.
Saw Lisa Leslie at Nike Town when I was in Vegas shooing away everyone that came within ten feet of her with her security and her AC Green lookalike husband.
She almost gave a group of little girls the cold shoulder too until she figured out that would be a bad PR move so she got a instant change of heart and signed some autographs for them. She's like the female![]()
I ran into Bobby Jackson at a club trying to get at the pawg I was talking to that night. I was like, "nikka , go home to your wife and five kids" The bytch got all starstruck when she noticed him telling me, "oh, that's Bobby Jackson" Me:I got the number unlike him but I never got to smash
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I used to see Ron Artest at the bars after the games when he was a King. Remember him sitting at the corner of the bar wearing a light blue suit like he got it from Pops from the Wayans Bros. He also came in at midnight at a club I was making out with a pawg from UCLA. Had everyone thereespecially the DJ.
Saw Ralph Sampson at a Chuckie Cheese when I was in the fourth grade. 7'4" but lanky as fukk.
Kevin Johnson is a longtime member at my church. Got his autograph one summer when I was in the fifth grade during a sermon.
Michael Phelps is the biggest Dork you'll ever meet in your life. Ran into him at a club a few years ago after a Kings game . He was trying to rap to some old school Dr DreThe DJ was literally begging chicks to come up to his VIP booth.
Met Swizz Beatz in Vegas. Cool dude. Told him I liked his work, told me thanks and got my picture taken with him. Had a suscription to Blender Magazine at the time where they had a section where if you sent them a pic you took with a celeb, you'll get a cell phone if they select it. They picked my pic for the Aug. 2007 issue and I got a free, cheap ass, Virgin prepaid phone![]()
Keak Da Sneak would regularly come into the Frys I used to work at to get his CPU worked on. Helped him a few times. Cool ass dude but his rap voice is is real life voice.
Bobby Jackson is cool as shyt, I dont like to name drop bt he was oe of he cooest NBA cats Ive met. I was at the door when he walked in with 3 girls {club I worked at} before he walked in he gave all of them $$ to party and just fukked off by himself.
I got the number unlike him but I never got to smash
especially the DJ.
The DJ was literally begging chicks to come up to his VIP booth.



. I ain't gon lie that sit had me feeling like
So the 2nd round comes and I bust the kid's nose open and he leaking crazy and I win that rd clearly. I look over to dudes chair and Michael Moorer is gone on some "nikka, I can't wait for you all day to start kicking that guys ass. You had your chance to impress me." 
Im like ok.. was he coo?! She said he never spoke to me. He whispered in this dudes ear and the dude was speaking for him on some thank you shyt! She said another dude was going in his pockets to give her a tip for him when the nikka on the couch next to Birdman started spoon feeding him soup!
She said that nikka wiped his mouth and everything!!!! She said she took that $$ and got the fukk up through! The next day i heard the housekeepers talking about somebody in that same room took a shyt in the tub.

but same friend said my namesake (
) was a dikk too.

but then again, he probably married for political power cause she serves in the school board.


and he probably did not even get a chance to wash his hands