Cereal horror stories as a kid

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I can’t even count how many times I poured myself a bowl to come and find out ain’t no milk in the fridge

We never learn our lesson

 

[qashif]

Jordan the GOAT, but my first bite of Wheaties was

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Jordan the GOAT, but my first bite of Wheaties was

bro this might be worse than my OP

because i CONTINUED TO EAT IT TO GET MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS.

literally zero kids ever like this shyt....but we WANTED IT for the fukkin poster.

I never got the top right one

 

[TL15]

I ate a whole bowl of Wheaties before my first basketball practice because I thought it would give me the energy and advantage over other kids

Shyt sat so heavy in my stomach, I was so sluggish and had to take a shyt midway through

 

[LowkeyD]

Jordan the GOAT, but my first bite of Wheaties was

I came here to say this. I really thought it would help my performance on the field/court. I took a bite and knew that I was not going to be like Mike.

 

[TXTrill1]

At home hungry as shyt so I poured a big ass bowl of Waffle Crisp. Open the fridge and there’s no milk so I said fukk it just used water instead. Probably top 5 worst things I ever tasted

 

[Sccit]

I CAN ENJOY PRETTY MUCH ALL THE CEREALS U MUFUCCAZ IN HERE COMPLAININ BOUT

OREO OS
HONEYCOMB
FROSTED MINI WHEAT
KIX
CORN FLAKES
SPRINKLE SPANGLES

I FUX WIT ALL THAT SHIIT

 

[Sccit]

i didnt eat golden crisp or honey smacks... my uncle fukked that up for me... he was one of those say lil nikka whats grosser than gross...i go what uncle reggie

that bowl of honey smacks being roach eggs...


i threw the fukkin bowl at his bytch ass

then i spent the night..golden crisp...

i killed the bowl.. all but one.. nikka gone come in n say ..u ate everybody but the momma...

WEAK

 

[Toussaint]

Shows how crazy capitalism is when literal diabetes was given to kids and marketed as “healthy”

Anyways I thought these were gonna be flames

Nasty as hell. These too

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I CAN ENJOY PRETTY MUCH ALL THE CEREALS U MUFUCCAZ IN HERE COMPLAININ BOUT

OREO OS
HONEYCOMB
FROSTED MINI WHEAT
KIX
CORN FLAKES
SPRINKLE SPANGLES

I FUX WIT ALL THAT SHIIT

WEAK

We in here having fun and your angry ass has to come in here and fukk it up. Kick rocks loser

 

[Lord_nikon]

That’s a damn lie. It was Lucky Charms

I remember one time I only ate the marshmallows the marshmallows was Lucky Charms,,, lmao

the Cereal part was ass tho

 

[get these nets]

I remember when these dropped, I asked my parents and they got it for me, opened that box and it was just pure sugar donut scent. I was pumped then poured myself a bowl and got ready to watch the X-Men give Magneto the beatdown of his life....that cereal was straight SUGAR, I spit that shyt out immediately and felt lightweight dizzy. That mess had to have had 800 grams of sugar per serving. I didn't even tell my parents and had to toss the whole box out, shyt was too sweet for a KID!!

Never heard of this cereal ever, and if a little kid said it's too sweet I'm sure they pulled it from shelves soon after that. Wow

 

[patscorpio]

honeycomb tasted like a sweet ass sponge...i hated them bytches

Wildin...honeycomb was

 

[SunnyD]

I remember one time I only ate the marshmallows the marshmallows was Lucky Charms,,, lmao

the Cereal part was ass tho

I’m sending all y’all to therapy. The marshmallows were the worst damn part of the cereal.

 

[old pig]