Apple jacks is...fine...but smacks and super golden crisp are good for one bowl a year that's it.apple jacks is great…honey smacks was trash tho…and they always looked like—actually lemme not go there
Cereal horror stories as a kid
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My fav was fruity pebbles so if my cereal didn’t look like it came out of a cartoon show I ain’t eating it lolapple jacks is great…honey smacks was trash tho…and they always looked like—actually lemme not go there
And to answer what anyone is thinking yeah I got into hella fights in preschool lol
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It’s not a horror story per se but as a kid I hated Cornflakes. I thought ( being a dumb ass kid) they were for poor people. My mom ate them a lot and with a banana. To this day I can’t .. I won’t look at a box
Underrated. With a little sugar and a banana
I agree about Honey Smacks but how about their cousin cereal Golden Crisp.
I never had that shyt but I remember hating how smug that bear looked on the box tho lmao
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oh wow I remember this commercial and the song too lol
Y’all disrespectful lol
box sassy than a muhfukka...Box just LOOKS like a tooth ache
reading the name... is
A whole damn lie and you know itUnderrated. With a little sugar and a banana
Boo this man
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Ate a bowl of ma dukes Raisin Bran in 4th grade(no concept of what that cereal was at the time)
Proceeded to go to school
Stomach started doing the Milly Rock during 3rd period right before recess
Started to get up and you guessed it
shyt all over myself
Had to tie my hoodie around my waist and go to the nurses office and wait for ma dukes
As if the day couldn’t go any better
My chocolate drop crush came in to give me my back pack
Haven’t fukked with Raisin Bran ever since
Proceeded to go to school
Stomach started doing the Milly Rock during 3rd period right before recess
Started to get up and you guessed it
shyt all over myself
Had to tie my hoodie around my waist and go to the nurses office and wait for ma dukes
As if the day couldn’t go any better
My chocolate drop crush came in to give me my back pack
Haven’t fukked with Raisin Bran ever since
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Kix would always advertise in commercials they don't do toys,marshmallows or colored cereal.
It was like they didn't want kids to have a childhood.
If I saw kix in a friends cabinet I automatically assumed they were disturbed and had some deep dark family shyt going on in the house.
One time I was sleep deprived for whatever reason and I accidentally poured Orange Juice in my Cheerios. I’m talking bout I grabbed both, poured em, looked dead into the bowl, and didn’t realize until I took the first bite
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A whole damn lie and you know it
Honest to God nooo
It was really good
And there was always plenty to get 2nd bowl
